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Homosexual Cockplant

A Homosexual Cockplant

A homosexual who likes to inappropriately wedge his cock between another males arse cheeks in any busy confined space.
Johnny seized the opportunity to rub his dingle dangle into place between the sweaty fat yanks butt cheeks. It was a bold move but a most satisfactory one. 'I must get the 5:15 train again' he thought as his eyes rolled up to the sky in pleasure. ' Its so busy at this time, so ideal for cockplanting' he thought whilst feeling a warm blast of methane gas shoot against his testicles.

A Homosexual Cockplant
by Rev.Spoons Feltchmurkin March 25, 2010
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romosexual

when guys, mostly cowboy fans, are in love with Tony Romo he is QB for the Dallas Cowboys. they love Romo more than life itself, wives, kids, and moms. They would suck his dick if that meant that Dallas would win the super bowl.
Hey Jim did you cathc any games on sunday?
Well Roger the only game to see was the Dallas game, where Tony was amazing, 233yds and 4 tds. He is mvp, superbowl mvp, all pro, he is 1/2 man 1/2 amazing 1/2 god. he is the only man with 3 halves.
Jim its offical you are a romosexual.
by Drew Armstrong November 9, 2007
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domosexual

a person who suffers from unnatural sexual arrousal when confronted with Domo.
Martin thought that giant Domo gay sex massacre was totally hot. He was soon outted as a closet domosexual.
by Kristennn July 21, 2008
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Pedosexual

Pedosexuality is a make believe sexuality, in which someone is a "child lover" but it is bullshit, it is a way for pedophiles to feel accepted. Pedophiles, like this, had a petition to see if they felt they should be accept into the LGBTQA+ community. As a friend of many members myself I can say that most of the LGBTQA+ don't think this is acceptable (so don't go hating on an queers)
Tim: Hey Dave
Dave: Oh, hey
Tim: What's up?
Dave: Would you accept me for who I am?
Tim: Yeah bro, what are you? Gay? Bi? Trans? Non-Binary?
Dave: Pedosexual!
Tim: *gets up and leaves the bar after pouring his beer on Dave's lap*
by IfYouLoveMeILoveYou April 23, 2020
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homosexual

a word not found in High School card catalogues during the 1970s
by David February 2, 2005
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homosexuality

Used to describe sexual or romantic feelings between two people of the same gender.
People often refer to the Bible or God to backup their points about homosexuality. They say that "It's in the bible that it's a sin, so it's bad."

How can they use this to backup their points? First, not everyone believes in that shit. Second, most people that preach it are sinful in other ways. So, according to the Bible, they are just as hell-bound as homosexuals are.
by Shauser5005 July 25, 2004
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photosexual

he loves making love to to photo paper he must be a photosexual
by D.J H.V January 13, 2008
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