Thumb Plumb

A thumb plumb is when there is a lump of shit left on the thumb after thumbing an arse.

Holy shit, you should have seen the size of the thumb plumb she left.

by Biggaybear April 2, 2013

Test the Plumbing

To take a massive dump at a friends house, testing how well their porcelain can handle it.

"Mind if I test the plumbing in your house? I haven't shit in a week"

by RunescapeMLG123 November 1, 2014

Plucking Plumbs

An american english derrived turn of phrase , spoken with a britsh accent to state the fact that your friend, or your friends' friend is oxymoronically "fucking dumb"

I must say joe that rose of yours isn't the brightest in the box. She acts like shes Plucking Plumbs

by jessejames'boi September 17, 2010

Danco plumbing solution

A pussy ass father

Danco plumbing solution is ass and he will fuck your shit uppp

by im coming for u Daniel Howard October 16, 2022

Plumbing Boner

When a piece of plumbing arouses you sexually in the dick/ball region. Usually occurs to plumbers by their own work.

Boss: good job on that rough in.
Ryan: yeah it gave me a madddd plumbing boner

by lasiufdgadr November 6, 2011

Plumb Tucker

A person who sucks baws

Kelly is such a plumb tucker

by King kebab6969 August 16, 2019

Plumb

Slur noun meant to denigrate people who are average.

Becky is such a plumb, she won't stop wearing uggs and bitching about pumpkin spice lattès.

by Mala Mesa March 21, 2020