by therealtito October 15, 2013
Get the plumb lickermug. The dense, floury blobs that form in baked goods, such as banana bread, when one did not mix the batter like they meant it.
Plumbs are often caused by under-stirring, overconfidence, or existential flour rebellion.
The term plumbs was historically coined by a well-meaning, Italian, who, in a moment of pure linguistic jazz, confused lumps with plumbs while trying to describe the unfortunate texture of his banana bread.
Plumbs are often caused by under-stirring, overconfidence, or existential flour rebellion.
The term plumbs was historically coined by a well-meaning, Italian, who, in a moment of pure linguistic jazz, confused lumps with plumbs while trying to describe the unfortunate texture of his banana bread.
“Stefano, there are plumbs in it! Not plumbs. Lumbs? You know — the batter didn't mix!!”
“This banana bread has plumbs the size of Italian balls. Stir it more furiously next time!”
“He said they were chocolate chips. I was foolish by trusting him. The moment my teeth hit plumbs, flour was exploding in my mouth.”
“This banana bread has plumbs the size of Italian balls. Stir it more furiously next time!”
“He said they were chocolate chips. I was foolish by trusting him. The moment my teeth hit plumbs, flour was exploding in my mouth.”
by Nina Singapur October 19, 2025
Get the Plumbsmug. When a woman wants you to lay some pipe, to the exclusion of all others. Contingent on you getting the job done in a satisfactory fashion.
We've been fucking the last couple weeks and she loves how I get it done. I've officially got her Plumbing Contract.
by Dave a Klein April 6, 2022
Get the Plumbing Contractmug. by Plumb Master February 2, 2022
Get the Plumbmug. by anonymous December 13, 2021
Get the papa plumbingmug. When you use tissue paper to unblock a blockage in the anal cavity, after you haven't eaten enough fibre and the poo just won't come out, so you help it out a bit.
by MrLogician July 9, 2016
Get the manual plumbingmug. “Paint the wall Red Gareth”
“Ok”
“ The wall is Green Gareth, why have you done that you Plumb Cunt”
“Oooops, I thought you said Green”
“Ok”
“ The wall is Green Gareth, why have you done that you Plumb Cunt”
“Oooops, I thought you said Green”
by Merv the swerve February 7, 2021
Get the Plumb Cuntmug.