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piock

Piock refers to none other than your penis. However it also refers to your cock. This gives you piock, a strong alternative to these words while carrying the power of both.
Dr. Phil was in a porno, because he's a huge piock.
by Bernard Burrito September 20, 2017
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Plok plok

Popular Filipino word that also means a prostitute or a person that loves having sex.
Tingnan mo yung plok plok kung kaibigan
(Look at my plok plok friend)
by Rektz August 10, 2019
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Plokamakis

Plokamakis is an honoured surname which comes out from an historical village of Crete-Greece named PLOKAMIANA.
N o n e
by George Plokamakis December 6, 2003
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plok

Ever-confused, ever-bewildered, ever-baffled, defied by logic - yet forever comforted by self-hallucination.
plok: I can't posess what I don't have? what the hell?!? I'm cool.
by Sees right through December 12, 2003
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i know i keep saying this, but for real this time...
THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!! You need to find something to do! You did the classic qwerty keyboard thingy, then you did it backward, then vertically forward and backward (qazwsx... and plokmijn...) then you did the abc's forward and backward. Wow. You clearly are bored!!! (: Go outside, it's going to be in the nineties today. :)
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plockitysock

A classic traditional british dish where you stuff your omelette with pebbles, glass, rocks, bird bones and cum.
"What's your favourite dish from Tesco? Mine is the hoogagloggydickfuck"
"Oh, really? Mine is the plockitysock!"
by DogBreathisDope March 1, 2023
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pcockblocking

noun . doing non-important things to keep another person form using a computer pc

fiddling around doing nothing important on a pc , but not letting anyone else use it .
Jim:can I use the computer now ?
Mary :no !! , im checking my Facebook
*five minutes later *
Jim : can I use it now ?
Mary :no , Im checking my Myspace !
*twenty minutes later *
Jim :how about now

Mary : no , I need to check my Twitter,Stumble upon , Google Plus , Gmail, Yahoo, and Aol.........then you can use it !!
*one hour later *
Jim : please , let me use it !!!!
Mary :one sec , let me check my Facebook again ..........
Jim : STOP PCOCKBLOCKING ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Whomever I. Wannabe December 30, 2011
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