perv

a pervert

Whoa, dude, stop being a perv

by Jared White October 16, 2002

perv'd

in a perverted mood or in a temporary perverted state of mind

Person 1:BANG BANG BANG ALL I WANNA DO IS YOU

person2: are you perv'd?

person 1: yes

by MikeTheGiraffe January 25, 2009

Perversion Diversion

This is when you see a hot girl and you want your friend to check her out too, but if you both look at the same time or if he looks too quickly then it becomes obvious and you get busted.

So you create a diversion, to allow your friend to have a perve without getting caught.

This can be in the form of allowing ample time between looks or simply creating a scene so her attention is diverted.

Guy 1: Dude you have to check out this chick in the red, dont look yet I'll create a perversion diversion for you-

Guy 2: Sweet!

by Man from Monty February 28, 2010

Perv shades

Sunglasses that, when worn, make the person's eyes impossible to see. Used to look at boobs, etc.

Damn, that girl's hot, I wish I had my perv shades with me.

by Lolo10l July 6, 2011

Lucky Pervert

A term used to describe an individual who randomly stumbles upon perverted/sexy situations with no real intent of doing so.

"Dude, Sarah invited me over last night and I walked in on her changing!"

"You're such a lucky pervert, you bastard."

by DarkCrusade May 20, 2015

pervert crotch

When you are wearing jeans, and the zipper area folds, giving the impression that you have an erection.

I'm telling you it's not a boner! My jeans are giving me a pervert crotch!

by sparrington January 4, 2008

perved

drunk and high at the same time

I was tryin to get perved last nite

by Lizzie Marie September 1, 2003