plank

An extremely painful excersice in which one puts their elbows and toes on the ground and straightens their backs. aka Bows and Toes.

PLANK. up for 60 seconds, down for 10

by Nothereman May 21, 2006

Plank

There are three types of planks:

A plank of wood
Jonny 2x4's best buddy (From Ed, Edd and Eddy)
or a realy dumb fuck

Choose wisely

Where's my bloody plank?
Don't say anything plank!
What a complete and utter plank!

by Diccyc April 02, 2005

planks

The prescription drug Xanax

Hey you wanna buy some planks?.. 3 for 10?

by nemizis November 01, 2007

planking

1.) The stupidest fucking idea on the face of the earth. Famous in Stafford, VA.

2.) The act of laying face down on something in a rigid state for no fucking reason and taking a picture.

Idiot: HEY I'M GONNA GO LAY DOWN ON THIS TRASHCAN, TAKE A PICTURE OF ME PLANKING!
Sane Person: Why the fuck would I do that.
Idiot: BECAUSE ITS COOL.

by IfuckinghatePlanking May 24, 2011

Planks

The clever combination of the words Please and Thanks. Often used after the realisation that you forgot to say please in the first place. Planks has nothing to do with planking.

"Hey mate, pass me the bong"
(Mate passes bong)
"Planks mate"

by V man #1 May 30, 2013

Plank

A non management salaried employee constantly guilt tripped to work unnecessary over time on tasks that have no true objective other than to provide management satisfaction knowing the employee is wasting their time.

Derived from “Walk the Plank,” the humor being that the employee doesn’t get to leave.

A: Why is **** always staying late? She does know she doesn’t get overtime, right?

B: She’s a plank.

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C: Hey ***, I’m going to have *** sort these old vouchers, I bet he’ll stay like an hour.

D: Walk the Plank!

by Bricked March 13, 2021

planking

The act of lying completely flat on extreme surfaces, such as a road or police vehicle

King of planking - "Clearly the only reason he was charged was because his planking had been done already."

by Mandernaught May 13, 2011