Piddletwink

Piddletwink - adjective

Someone who frequently urinates themselves

Example: "Josh is a piddletwink"
Example 2: "I heard that Steve might be a piddletwink"

by DeltaGlitch August 12, 2023

Middleton

This is the dream holiday for the gypsy kings,and if you have an electric scooter please marry me,ps my gas has just rang out I need penny’s I will sell all of my belongings single bag of Avon, Steven my personal bodyguard has just nacked someone at kasa shops for giving his wife fishy fingers, this place is the definition of poverty

Middleton is a shit hole

by SeacroftboyzLS14 September 27, 2023

Pinkleton

When you save your urine in a two liter soda to drink later.

Dude he's outshining R Kelly, my man had a Pinkleton next to his bed and drank the whole thing!

by HighRiskMediaGroup December 26, 2024

Middleton Fingers

Long nimble fingers exclusively possessed by the Mr. Middleton himself. These fingers, (arm appendages), are slender and full of great pleasure! Any bitch that gets a feel of that Middleton ECSTASY from those delightful fingers won’t be able to settle for anything less.

Boyfriend: “Why are you breaking up with me?”
Me: “I’ve experience the delight and unique pleasurable sensation of the one and only Middleton Fingers and you could never please me the way they have.”

by purehoetry February 11, 2025

Middleton Fingers

Long nimble fingers exclusively possessed by the Mr. Middleton himself. These fingers, (arm appendages), are slender and full of great pleasure! Any bitch that gets a feel of that Middleton ECSTASY from those delightful fingers won’t be able to settle for anything less.

Boyfriend: “Why are you breaking up with me?”
Me: “I’ve experience the delight and unique pleasurable sensation of the one and only Middleton Fingers and you could never please me the way they have.”

by purehoetry February 11, 2025

Middleton Fingers

Long nimble fingers exclusively possessed by the Mr. Middleton himself. These fingers, (arm appendages), are slender and full of great pleasure! Any bitch that gets a feel of that Middleton ECSTASY from those delightful fingers won’t be able to settle for anything less.

Boyfriend: “Why are you breaking up with me?”
Me: “I’ve experience the delight and unique pleasurable sensation of the one and only Middleton Fingers and you could never please me the way they have.”

by purehoetry February 11, 2025

Middleton Fingers

Long nimble fingers exclusively possessed by the Mr. Middleton himself. These fingers, (arm appendages), are slender and full of great pleasure! Any bitch that gets a feel of that Middleton ECSTASY from those delightful fingers won’t be able to settle for anything less.

Boyfriend: “Why are you breaking up with me?”
Me: “I’ve experienced the one of a kind pleasure of the Middleton Fingers and I can now no longer be satisfied by anything less!”

by purehoetry February 11, 2025