Going Phelps. The dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve sexual gratification with a lucky lady. The position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much upon insertion, much like a Michael Phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. Both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of Chinese at the Olympics. However, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.
Guy 1: Last night I was going Phelps with my lady friend and…
Guy 2: Wait going Phelps? You mean like, you were swimming the 200 meter freestyle relay?
Guy 1: No man… Coitus.
Guy 2: Wait going Phelps? You mean like, you were swimming the 200 meter freestyle relay?
Guy 1: No man… Coitus.
by Stickywetrag February 27, 2009
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v. To take a huge rip out of a bong and kill the entire bowl, like one had gold medal lungs belonging to Michael Phelps.
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Get the michael phelping mug.bina: so how are you feelin rhonda?
rhonda: i be feelin' like shit, ive got some bloody pulp on my underwear!
bina: rhonda, thats just disgusting. Please go home and change your underwear.
rhonda: it ain't so bad.
bina: (shudders)
rhonda: i be feelin' like shit, ive got some bloody pulp on my underwear!
bina: rhonda, thats just disgusting. Please go home and change your underwear.
rhonda: it ain't so bad.
bina: (shudders)
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I don't get it, I trained just as hard as him, why can't I ever swim faster than him?
Well that's because he was already born at a physical advantage over you, like Michael Phelps is to all the other people whose bodies do not resemble that of an aquatic animal.
Well that's because he was already born at a physical advantage over you, like Michael Phelps is to all the other people whose bodies do not resemble that of an aquatic animal.
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-Someone who excelles in life and does not let word leak out that they smoke marijuana.
-Someone who excelles in life and does not let word leak out that they smoke marijuana.
"Hey did you ask Jason if he'll actually smoke with us today?" "Yeah I did. But you know how he is, he's a Micheal Phelps.
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