phoner

hillbilies that beat gays with baseball bats because they fight for freedom and anal sex and this usually results in WORLD WAR 10 so if your not a rascist your a faggots

"long sheets and pointy hat beating phoners down with baseball bats" also connor is a gay faggot homo queer

by juliousisgangsta September 18, 2016

Phoner

When the outline of your phone can be seen through your jeans.

*Guy sits down and sees his phone through his jeans*

"Dang, I've got a huge phoner right now."

by TYBGriff September 10, 2013

Phoner

Pronounced (Phone-er)
When the phone in your pocket gives the illusion to others that you have a boner

Jill: "Woah.. is that your phone??"
Jack: "no, its my phoner"

by ajdiffee September 11, 2011

Phoner

When your in-pocket phone slips into the valley between your legs so it represents an oddly shaped cock bulge.

Ghislaine: Wow, your cock is so square and flat! What is your secret?
You: Not my cock, just a phoner.

by Triggered To Death February 21, 2021

phoner

when you have hot phone sex and you get an erection and thus a phoner

hey last night I called a phone sex line and got a major phoner

by zadowmanic January 18, 2011

Phoner Boner

When your pants are too tight and the outline of your phone is clearly visible in the front pocket.

Is that your phoner boner or are you happy to see me

by Ctoff February 17, 2024