A small hick town in southwestern Pennsylvania where everyone thinks that they are either professional athletes or rap on SoundCloud. All the old people claim it was a great town when they were kids, but they all have Alzheimer's from breathing soot from the coal ovens. The majority of 14 year olds are either smoker, knocked up or in a gang. Thely town where you can get blasted off coke with your uncle on a lawnmower. The cops are dicks, there is nothing to do, and if you think Mount Pleasant, Pennsylvania has trashy teenagers, come down the road to good old Scumdale and see for yourself.
Friend: Man I feel like I wanna drag race by Sheetz in Scottdale, Pennsylvania.
Me: Oh no you don't, nobody wants to get stopped by a Scottdale cop.
Me: Oh no you don't, nobody wants to get stopped by a Scottdale cop.
by PersonYouKnow005 April 5, 2018
by Chris Rinaldo January 13, 2009
america's first superhighway (built in the '40s, it even predates l.a. freeways), it is now one of the crappiest sections of interstate in the us
many people choose to take I-68 through maryland to avoid the potholes on I-70/I-76, the PA turnpike
by RoadDude May 9, 2004
by todd February 24, 2005
Function: noun
1 : An Ivy League University in the heart of the city of Philadelphia. Nestled within "University City," the school attracts the best and brightest, socially apt, and interesting individuals from around the globe.
2 : A Place where you receive a degree that gives you a wide variety of job options once you graduate; especially if you attend the Wharton School of Business.
Antonym: Princeton. Harvard. Yale. Dartmouth. Cornell. Columbia. Brown.
Note: University of Pennsylvania (also known as Penn or UPenn) is often confused with Penn State which is NOT an Ivy League College.
See: Ivy League
1 : An Ivy League University in the heart of the city of Philadelphia. Nestled within "University City," the school attracts the best and brightest, socially apt, and interesting individuals from around the globe.
2 : A Place where you receive a degree that gives you a wide variety of job options once you graduate; especially if you attend the Wharton School of Business.
Antonym: Princeton. Harvard. Yale. Dartmouth. Cornell. Columbia. Brown.
Note: University of Pennsylvania (also known as Penn or UPenn) is often confused with Penn State which is NOT an Ivy League College.
See: Ivy League
Community College Student: Brawwww! Where'd you go to college? You lookin' mighty smart in your business suit.
Penn Student: University of Pennsylvania
Community College Student: Thats pretty sweeeeet. What job you got?
Penn Student: I work on Wallstreet.
Community College Student: Wall whaaaaa- ?
Penn Student: University of Pennsylvania
Community College Student: Thats pretty sweeeeet. What job you got?
Penn Student: I work on Wallstreet.
Community College Student: Wall whaaaaa- ?
by AgnesIrwinchick<3 March 31, 2008
A driving technique utilized with frustrating frequency within the state of Pennsylvania. It consists of the following elements:
1.) The driver being pulled out in front of must have no cars behind him for any appreciable distance.
2.) The driver pulling out must wait until the oncoming driver must slow down to avoid hitting the driver pulling out.
3.) The driver pulling out must do so with urgency that suggests his or her genitalia is on fire, or something else of vast importance.
4.) The driver must then proceed to drive at a speed 5 to 10 miles below the posted speed limit (in obvious disregard of the flaming genitalia that required them to pull out in front of you like a cheetah on crack).
Often, any display of frustration with the above incident will garner a one finger salute, brake check, complete stop or some other maddening form of road raging inducing idiocy.
1.) The driver being pulled out in front of must have no cars behind him for any appreciable distance.
2.) The driver pulling out must wait until the oncoming driver must slow down to avoid hitting the driver pulling out.
3.) The driver pulling out must do so with urgency that suggests his or her genitalia is on fire, or something else of vast importance.
4.) The driver must then proceed to drive at a speed 5 to 10 miles below the posted speed limit (in obvious disregard of the flaming genitalia that required them to pull out in front of you like a cheetah on crack).
Often, any display of frustration with the above incident will garner a one finger salute, brake check, complete stop or some other maddening form of road raging inducing idiocy.
If that moron up there does a Pennsylvania Pullout, when nobody is behind me, I may run him into the nearest ditch.
by P. Fanelli April 2, 2007
levittown is a philly "suburb" located roughly 30 minutes east of the city. our neighborhoods are called sections and are marked by a large usually blue sign. the names of the streets start the the same first letter of the setion it is located in. it is very diverse. we have every kind of person from the emo kids, hoodrats and even an old acid fried hippy who trains squirrels.most kids in L-town complain that there is not much to do but drink, fuck and smoke buddha. that is not far from the truth. when confronted by someone from another town the typical L-towner will defend it and come up with many reasons why its a good place to live. Levittown is notorious for L-Town Brown which is shitty kind weed that gives you a 1 hour high accompanied by a vicious headache. However, most of the herb in levittown is good because it is either homegrown or comes from philly. most of the teens in levittown smoke trees which at times makes regs hard to find, leaving only higher quality bud such as dank and headdies which many cant afford. wawa is the shit
damn, L-town is fuckin boreing, lets go down to the wall and smoke a blunt thenwander around appltree for awhile before we raid ur fridge.
levittown pennsylvania
levittown pennsylvania
by The Jolly Reyes May 13, 2009