A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:
1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face
In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"
1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face
In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"
Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..
Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!
Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!
Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!
Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!
by Me February 26, 2003
Get the Penile Dementiamug. "john terry is a penile injector"
"Ron Jeremy is a penile injector"
"every bloke is a penile injector that has sex"
"Ron Jeremy is a penile injector"
"every bloke is a penile injector that has sex"
by fuckshu January 13, 2011
Get the penile injectormug. A penile attack can happen when your penis gets attacked by anything in any way, leaving it unusable.
by AngryNoodleMan69 February 21, 2022
Get the Penile Attackmug. The act of ejaculating.
by Jackie Jehovah November 19, 2010
Get the Penile Sneezemug. Dramas occurring with someone's penis. Often requiring medical assistance. Definitely shouldn't be made fun of by your mates.
Can be used as an interjection in a sentence without context.
Can be used as an interjection in a sentence without context.
James: "So my uncle was arrested for doing coke last weekend."
Will: "Penile dramas."
James: "Shut the fuck up. So annoying..."
Will: "Penile dramas."
James: "Shut the fuck up. So annoying..."
by Pears On Special March 31, 2022
Get the Penile Dramasmug. Penile fromage the term frogs or other homosexual French people would use in place of the term penis cheese or smegma
by the one and only PRO-B May 1, 2016
Get the penile fromagemug. penile yeast is the best yeast of all time. it makes the tasty bread your mom makes for thanksgiving and is extracted from cancerous peens.
Mom: Can you go get me some penile yeast?
Dad: you shouldn't be taking advantage of people with cancer.
Mom: I don't care
Dad: you shouldn't be taking advantage of people with cancer.
Mom: I don't care
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 4, 2019
Get the Penile yeastmug.