peel job

Technical term used by new parents denoting the auspicious finding of a banana-like terd in the diaper of their infant. Much favored over its antonym, the "Splat."

Okay, kid, let's see what we got... Sweet! Peel job.

by Lemongelo Jackson May 1, 2009

Peeled Potato

albino blond chubber

wit no friend

Wow gorg is such a peeled potato

by ScribblesTheDonk August 23, 2020

beaver peel

When a woman shaves all of the pubic hair from around her vaginal area.

" my wife told me if I were to take her on an Alaskan cruise vacation she would give me a beaver peel"

by West Texas Bushwacker September 5, 2016

peel the dutch

to roll a Cannabis joint.

"..Peel the Dutch,
I'm about to tear shit up..."
Eminem: Run Rabbit Run (8 mile music)

by Greg Goenczi September 6, 2007

Happy Peeling

The practice of placing peel on somebody unsuspectedly and capturing it with a camera phone.
A legal form of happy slapping

happy peeling scenario:

friend: mate, something on your shoulder
victim: ah the bastards peeled me

by king peeler January 11, 2009

peeling the chile

1) to slack off and do nothing
2)to masturbate

originated in new mexico.

guy: what are you doing tonight?
dude: nothing just peeling the chile.

by george January 20, 2005

Shrimp Peel

That shiny, crusty amalgam of sexual fluids that encrust the penis the morning after a night of hot, wet sex.

I woke this morning with a good worst shrimp peel. I headed straight to the shower.

Between her wet pussy and me slinging some heavy ropes last night, I woke to a thick shrimp peel.

I didn’t need to shower off my shrimp peel this morning. She gave me a morning hummer and that slob job took care of it.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018