Pedophile 

A fucking dumbass.

Pedo: Hey u look hawt
Child: Thanks!
Pedo: wanna date
Child: Yeah! :D
Pedo let’s meet up irl

Child: Okay! My address is 69 Fucker Drive
Pedo: yay thx
The next day.....
Child: Mommy I think I’m pregnant

Mom: NOOOOO!!! WHY MY BABY?!?!?! SHE’S ONLY 10!!!! WHY WOULD THAT STUPID PEDOPHILE DO THAT TO MY BABY

Pedophile by Princess Cringe June 7, 2018

Pedophile 

Someone sexually attracted to under-age children.

Most have a strong desire to rape them but never do so (which is called pediphilia OCD), while others carry out their desires. People don’t care if a person has pedophila disorder or pedophilia OCD beause they’re all grouped together and deemed as absolutely disgusting people that should all just dissapear from the world.

“Hey did you see that pedophile on the news?” “Yeah but i heard he was just a case of pedophilia OCD.” “still, what a disgusting sick f*ck, right! Would never let my kid get within a range of a kilometer of that guy!”

Pedophile by Just someone whos really bored March 29, 2021

Pedophile 

Pedophile is a person who sexualize people that are not 18yo or the age gap between is more then 5y.

Person1:Have you seen Jack he slept with the 12yo and he is 17yo?
Person2:Yeah, he is such a pedophile.

Pedophile by factssssssssssssssssssssss.com April 14, 2021

pedophile 

A person who is sexually attracted to a kid and wants to fuck em.

Michael Jackson was a pedophile

pedophile by iliketorapelittlefatkids July 27, 2023

Pedophile 

Gross morbid creatures, (usually with a small penis who lives in their mom's basement eating cheetos all day and weighs 900 pounds) who wants children to be miserable for the rest of their lives.

People who try to defend kiddie fiddlers on urban dictionary is most likely a pedophile themselves

Pedophile by LunaRitous July 10, 2019

Pedophile 

A word to indicate intelegence and kindness.

Alex! Thank you for the perfume! You are such a pedophile!

Pedophile by Oiplzokhi May 7, 2018

pedophile 

an individual who experiences romantic or sexual attraction to children. That does not mean, however, that they have or would ever act on their feelings and harm anyone.

Also, they do not choose to be this way; the preference is inborn in the same way that being straight or gay is.

Albert: "Did you know that most pedophiles/MAPs don't assault children?"
George: "Well, of course! Most people in general don't assault people who they are attracted to. And most sexual abusers of children aren't pedophilic."
Albert: "Are you telling me pedophiles are usually actually ethical human beings who recognize that rape is wrong, just like almost everyone else on the planet?"
George: "Yes, exactly! And they don't choose and cannot change being attracted to children, so we shouldn't bully them for it."
Albert: "Yeah, I guess it's like how people can't change their skin color or gender or sexual orientation. It's not their fault."

pedophile by Wrackspurts and Nargles September 8, 2019