Peanut Pleasure

The act of a person; allergic to nuts; consuming said nuts. During their allergic reaction, the penis of a male participant is inserted with vigour into the contracting throat of the nut consumer until climax.

Jess: "No, but I'm allergic to nuts"
Joey: "Come on baby, we'll both enjoy a peanut pleasure"

by BALL.VAC November 17, 2016

peanut cooch

A woman who stores peanuts in her vagina over winter. Usually collected by furry critters which disperse hair onto the vaginal region before crawling inside to hibernate.

Most notorious peanut cooch: Gwen Davis

"That's a mighty stanky peanut cooch ya got there Miss Davis."
"You need to tame that fucking peanut cooch to do tricks."

by k connols October 28, 2009

peanut suprise

Getting a peanut halve lodged in your peehole after bangin a dirty lil barfly in her slutty ass without a raincoat.

After weeks of swelling and failure to piss, the doctor had informed me that I was the lucky recipient of a peanut suprise

by CraZy E July 11, 2006

lost a peanut

verb: struggle or hassle trying to complete an action, understand, or achieve something.

I lost a peanut trying to find my French book.

She lost a peanut trying to figure what the idiot was saying.

by JisuMoose September 15, 2010

The Church of Peanut

The only true church. Everyone in the church is really good at not blinking. We worship SCP-173 and the SCP foundation is really sick of us but we don't fucking care.

InkFlame: ALL PrASE PEANUT!!!
Inky: wtf
InkFlame: YOU
Inky: yes?
InkFlame: JOIN THE CHURCH OF PEANUT
Inky: o ok

by 173 worshipper December 7, 2019

Orange Peanut

Someone who wants you to subscribe.

Orange Peanut wants you to subscriiiibe. Because hee needs mooore moneeeey.

by BrotherBusterMuster December 4, 2020

peanut arms

The go-to excuse for being unable to do something. Sounds suspiciously like a mild medical condition. Originally a quote from the first episode of Clone High, "Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand," spoken by George Washington Carver's anthropomorphic peanut.

Hi'o, Guvna's. I'd shake your hands, but, you know, peanut arms.

I'd do the dishes, but... peanut arms.
I'd give you some of my fries, but y'know... peanut arms.

by Vengeus October 16, 2010