Menstrual Patient

A variant of Mental Patient, an irrational craziness besets women during their period, and they are transformed into bleeding mental patients.

"Gloria has completely lost her shit. One minute she was laughing, then she burst into tears, and finally she stabbed Frank with a spoon! She's acting like a fucking Menstrual Patient!"

by Turdy Barrelnuts April 21, 2010

Pamir

Coolest motherfucker that ever existed

You know Pamir I heard he gets more bitches then Hugh Hefner.

by Sadie828474828 May 27, 2015

pair whore

a person who will pair up with you to complete academic or work assignments.

my pair whore helped me complete tonight's assignment and I contributed as her pair whore to fill in the answers she did not know.

by hot messmess April 19, 2009

paternaperv

a man old enough to be a father who creeps on young girls

Ew, that paternaperv was totally scamming on me at the bar!

by sashamish May 13, 2009

Paternity Pants

Apparently normal casual or dress pants for men with a stretch waistband to accommodate large bellies. Suitable for fathers who gain sympathy weight during wives' pregnancies.

Man, that was a massive Thanksgiving dinner. I'm glad I wore my paternity pants.

by digs0 January 15, 2013

Pair of catchers

A pair of panties, pjs or sweat pants that you put onto catch jizz dripping out of your ass/pussy so you can go to sleep without douching.

My ole man left such a mess in me I had to put a pair of catchers on so it wouldn't leak all over the bed.

by Ball juggler May 5, 2014

pair of jugs

A pair of boobs basically.

I miss the cheeky motorboat in your pair of jugs.

by Mcdjmfght November 9, 2015