Pale Hose

A nickname for the Chicago White Sox.

2005 was a good season for the Pale Hose.

by johnnyt471 April 25, 2008

paleotarian

A conservative libertarian; a libertarian who holds conservative personal opinions on homosexuality, drug use, abortion, and other social issues, but does not support government authority in these issues (except possibly abortion). Compare to cosmotarian.

The Libertarian candidate attended the gun show in order to gain support from the paleotarians who he would be unlikely to meet at a cocktail party.

by crimethink January 18, 2008

Pale Pucker

An ass recently waxed and bleached.

Her pale pucker gleamed brightly in the darkness of her bedroom.

by John A W September 25, 2005

Paklet

a person of pakistani decent

"Damn, those paklets be eating all the curry!"

by sarsera February 7, 2009

Paleophilia

Becoming sexually aroused by dinosaurs.

She thought that T-Rex was really hot, clearly she is a paleophiliac.

by Brenda !!!!! October 5, 2004

Pale Rider's Wrath

A drink that is guaranteed either a duey, loss of self control, embarassment, alcohol poisoning, and or death. As opposed to regular Jungle Juice served out of a large styrofoam container, this drink too is out of a styrofoam container but will get u twice as destroyed as Jungle Juice. Follow the steps to make a White Russian except switch out the Vodka for Everclear and add cream till taste is smooth. Continue until container is full enough to make a minimum of at least four girls and two guys pass out. Douse entire mixture with Amaretto to taste. Don a Michael Myers mask, Scream mask or some other ghastly mask and mix with large ladle laughing like a maniac daring anyone to drink it at the party. Hilarity ensues

-What the hell is he doing over there?

-I don't know. Why the hell is he laughing like that and wearing that damn Scream mask?

-Emily's going over there.

-He's pourin her a drink. What the hell is that stuff?!

-He said he was making some stupid ass drink called Pale RiiiiiiiiiGod f'ing damn!!!! She just f'ing passed out!!! Go get her!!

(Deranged laughter in background)

( Pale Rider's Wrath strikes again bitch bahahahaha!!!)

-I'm calling the cops.

by slicstaviczta November 12, 2007

parlecite

A member of the alt-tech social media platform Parler who exhibits toxic behavior and attitudes towards vulnerable people.

Don't mess with that Super Karen, she's just another Parlecite.

by liddiebear November 13, 2020