Carl- "ur mom gay"
Joe- "ur dad lesbian"
Carl- *chocking back tears* "ur gender neutral parent asexual"
Joe- *collapses into a black hole from shame*
Joe- "ur dad lesbian"
Carl- *chocking back tears* "ur gender neutral parent asexual"
Joe- *collapses into a black hole from shame*
by Danktonium March 8, 2018
Get the ur gender neutral parent asexual mug.In Tagalog, the main dialect in the Philippines, means dude or bro; a very close friend.
Pronounced: PAR'day.
For women it's marde. Similar pronunciation
Pronounced: PAR'day.
For women it's marde. Similar pronunciation
Yo, parde! What's up?
by Tenacious Faulker July 19, 2009
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by Shane Scott June 26, 2008
Get the Third Parent mug.Named after the device to cut your grass. A lawn mower parent is a parent who intervenes or "mows down" any inconvenience or discomfort that stands before their child.
At a fast food restaurant*
note* the teen is shy and is afraid to order it for them self
15 year old: Mom, I want to get an ice cream.
Mother: (Instead of telling their child to grow tf up) Okay, I'll get it for you. What do you want honey?
group of other teens nearby notice the mom go up*
Teen 1: Dude, why isn't that kid getting his own order?
Teen 2: I don't know bro, probably has Lawn Mower parents
note* the teen is shy and is afraid to order it for them self
15 year old: Mom, I want to get an ice cream.
Mother: (Instead of telling their child to grow tf up) Okay, I'll get it for you. What do you want honey?
group of other teens nearby notice the mom go up*
Teen 1: Dude, why isn't that kid getting his own order?
Teen 2: I don't know bro, probably has Lawn Mower parents
by Clavicle_69 October 26, 2018
Get the Lawn Mower Parent mug.A facebook friend, you may or may not know well, who gives parental advice on every update they read. You think about deleting them as a friend every time you see you have an update from them.
-Mary: Having a bad day; wish I had more money.
-Facebook Parent: Mary I know a great financial planner who could help you. Also my sister in law is a credit counselor I really think you need to learn about money management.
-Mary: Last night was insane I cant even remember his name but I hope I see him again!
-Facebook Parent: Mary you should be careful you could have been killed! What if you end up being pregnant you wont even know who the father is!!
-Mary: Having a bad day; wish I had more money.
-Facebook Parent: Mary I know a great financial planner who could help you. Also my sister in law is a credit counselor I really think you need to learn about money management.
-Mary: Last night was insane I cant even remember his name but I hope I see him again!
-Facebook Parent: Mary you should be careful you could have been killed! What if you end up being pregnant you wont even know who the father is!!
I posted pics of my birthday party on Facebook today and Elisabeth commented that I need to wear clothes that cover more and that I should take some pictures when Im not holding a bottle! She is such a Facebook Parent!
by MaryOnegative February 3, 2010
Get the Facebook Parent mug.A rude uncaring prick that acts like you are there just to serve them. They assume you have no life and love to watch their brats for little money. They think you shouldn't mind if they are late or rude.
by Queen1969 December 11, 2005
Get the Daycare Parent mug.Those people who you wish would shut up and go away forever, except without them you wouldn't exist.
Parent: Did you take that Coke?
Kid: No dad!! I swear.
Parent: Then where did it go?
Kid: You took it!!
Parent: TELL ME THE TRUTH OR I WILL SPANK YOU
Kid: But I am telling the truth.
Kid: No dad!! I swear.
Parent: Then where did it go?
Kid: You took it!!
Parent: TELL ME THE TRUTH OR I WILL SPANK YOU
Kid: But I am telling the truth.
by parents suck May 17, 2008
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