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the black parade

The black parade is rumored to be the title of the latest album by My Chemical Romance, which is due out on Oct. 23 in the UK and Oct. 24 in the US. It is alternately rumored to be the first single off the as-yet-unnamed album. The website blackparade.com has a ghostly image of the members of My Chemical Romance in the background and offers t-shirts that read "we are the black parade."
Fans of My Chemical Romance are going crazy trying to figure out what the black parade is.
by theHarbinger August 20, 2006
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welcome to the black parade

The first (and best) single off of the album The Black Parade by a band called My Chemical Romance.Its about this paient who is about to die (he dies later on in the song..........he has cancer) When he dies he joins The Black Parade
best song ever!!!
Person 1:"Have you heard welcome to the black parade???"

Person :2 "yea is the best song in the world!!!"

Person 1 & 2: "Lets go to projekt revolution!!!!!!!"
by Lola ♥ September 20, 2007
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The Black Parade

The well known album of My Chemical Romance. According to Gerard lead singer of the band and frontman. the black parade comes to the The Patient as death. but in reality its a band of diabolical penguins bent on conquering the world. The penguins are slowly drawing a plan against the band for stealing there gang name.
Penguin Leader: You will suffer the consequences you name stealer you.
Gerard: I beg to differ you insignificant penguin lady
Mikey: word
Gerard: did you just say word?
Mikey: uh no...WE ARE THE BLACK PARADE
Penguin Leader: enough. you shall wither and die
Ray: Oh my gosh look a penguin. come here penguin i love you ::chases penguin::
Penguin Leader: HELP ME!
by Panic! its a penguin November 26, 2006
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cock parade

A large group of males with no women present, walking around with nothing to do.
Jesus, look at Quinn and his friends. What a cock parade.
by Gregory June 15, 2004
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Elephant Parade

When 3 or more guys walk in a single file line while holding the cock of the person behind them.
Hey Steve, we're gonna have an elephant parade in the living room in a few minutes if you want to come.
by TheSkipper January 8, 2009
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Cat Parade

a party of only girls (or at least 80% girls), where there is a substantial abundance of pussy.
The sorority was throwing a huge party inviting everybody. When Tony arrived, he soon found out that it was a total cat parade.
by enstromed January 1, 2010
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Idiot Parade

A term used upon interaction with idiots by being around them or speaking to them in the course of a particular day.
I've been caught in an idiot parade all day long, everywhere I go Im surrounded by idiots!

What a parade of idiots today at (insert local store) !

Can't anyone do anything correctly?

Called the credit card company today, what an idiot parade!

Don't look now, idiot parade to your left.

If I have to deal with that parade of idiots one more time I just might snap!
by The Rockin Berry August 15, 2011
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