Palestine

A British Mandate that ceased to exist in 1948

Where's Palestine? Next to Narnia

by Fart-hammer McAwesomepants December 28, 2023

Palestined

When somebody tells you that they have dibs on something that was clearly taken before they even arrived and they literally have their own anyway.

Ami: Hey I bought myself a burger. I also got you some fries even though you had some already, since you're hanging out.
Moe: FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA THAT BURGER BELONGS TO ME!

Ami: Damn I've been Palestined

by nox18 January 8, 2024

Palestined

When someone terrorizes you in private but claims the opposite in front of others

My brother hits me in private but says I hit him, in front of my dad. Im getting palestined

by Anonymous12634 December 31, 2023

Palestined

When you pretend that something that belongs to someone else is yours, make up a name for yourself that associates you with that thing, and tantrum about it forever.

My toddler palestined that toy from his sister.

by Justinebahama December 27, 2023

palestined

The definition describes it as claiming something that belongs to someone else as one's own.

Someone wanted to share my table at a restaurant. I allowed it. After a while, they kicked me out of the table because they had a meeting. So, I got palestined

by gagrass June 10, 2024

Palestine

An occupied area in Israel full of Arab outcasts that other Arab countries refused to take in and who have no real connection to the land yet claim is "occupied" by Israelis, who, by recorded history, are proven to be indigenous to the land despite lies claiming otherwise.

Palestine is really PaLIEstine.

by TruthPoster December 29, 2023

Palestined

Fake being a victim and oppressed so you can steal your neighbor’s land, rape their women, and kill their children while ignorant fool’s cheer for you around the world. Synonyms: dirty rotten liars, scoundrels, Nazis of 2023. Antonyms: good, honorable, honest, decent, holy, Israel.

Bob wanted to kill his wife Lauri. He falsely told the police Laurie hit him, attacked him with a knife when Bob cut himself on purpose with the knife. Bob told the police Lauri was trying to kill him so he had to shoot and kill her in self-defense. Bob Palestined his late wife Lori. .

by Luvvie Bear 💙 January 12, 2024