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Palestining

To have more options, more chances, more money than anyone else, and to squander all of it by bad decisions. And then blame a scapegoat for your own bad decisions and poor situation.
Gene won the lotto. He received $15 million. He used the money to buy and sell illegal guns and crack. Gene was arrested and sent to jail. Gene blamed the IRS for taking taxes from him, the police for oppressing him, and ruining his business, and his mother, because she never should have given birth to him according to him. It was all his mother’s fault, and it was the fault of all women according to Gene. Gene is Palestining.
by Luvvie Bear 💙 January 12, 2024
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Palestine

An area in the middle east that is characterised by terrorism, constant whining when facing consequences, and lack of western values.

Also gathers a large crowd of TikTok followers who get their education from a 30 seconds Video.
"YOU attacked me first and now YOU'RE whining"help" when I respond? That's so Palestine of you!"
by TruthSeeker991202 January 14, 2024
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Palestine

Verb.

To initiate a war, conflict, brawl, or any other fight, and then complain about the consequences that are entailed in losing said fight.
Named after the great people of Palestine, which initiated many wars and lost, and still complain about them.
"Bro, you are Palestining him all the time, don't complain the next time he beat your ass."
"Next time don't pull a Palestine on me, if you fuck around don't cry to momma"
by Rguy42 March 7, 2024
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palestine

verb, intransitive : 1. to focus on past wrongs rather than moving forward. 2. to harbor unrealistic expectations. 3. to accuse others of cheating when you lose a game or competition. 4. to assume that you never have to grow up and take care of yourself.
You should adopt a positive mindset and work on your resume rather than palestine about losing your job.
by jafine February 7, 2024
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Free-Palestiner

Someone who, when disproven with a credible source, denies it and insults you.
WARNING ! DO NOT ASK THEM FOR PROOF, OR ANY SOURCE BACKING UP THAT WHATEVER YOU SAY IS FALSE, THEY WILL BLOCK YOU !
Person 1: Dude! Dwayne is such a Free-Palestiner!
Person 2: I know right! Every time we argue, he just says that I'm lying and insults me! What am I even lying about?
Person 1: Dude same! And when I asked him what I was lying about, he blocked me!
Person 2: What a douche man!
by HAMAS = TERRORIST November 25, 2023
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Palestine

(Verb)

To attack someone and cry when they fight back.
My sister hit me, but I got in trouble with mom because she cried when I hit her back!
Lol you’ve been Palestined bro.
by Habibi48 December 28, 2023
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Palestine

Palestine was ruled by Arabs 1000s of years ago but was over taken by the horrible is-not-real (israel) in 1948 since then Israel has been acting like the victim and killing over 30000 people and most of them are kids
Fun fact: it's where one of the most popular mosque of all ( msgid Al aqsa)
It's the birth place of jesus (Muslims and Christians believe in jesus not sure about other religions)
- OMG my cousin was killed in Palestine by the horrible Israelis.
by Freepalstine May 24, 2024
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