Jenga Planking

When multiple individuals assume the original planking position is order to,
A) Gather as many naked individuals in one go and see who falls first
or
B) Just to have a massive planking session

Dude 1: How was Jenga last night with the bros??

Dude 2: Yeah man, we mixed it up and played Jenga Planking! I was winning too until Jamal mounted me and we toppled.

by Jengawhore December 24, 2010

Planking

Verb: The art of actively lying down
The objective of planking is to have a dead straight body, arms by side, palms facing inwards, toes down or pointed - to mimic a plank of wood.
*Variations are the vertical plank, the inverted plank, the hanging plank, multiple ply plank (mutliple people in one action)

"Hey let's go planking"

"Did you see that guy planking? It gave me wood"
"That girls planking is gammin, bent legs, bent body, poor form"

by Plank Master T June 7, 2011

planking

Planking was invented in 2009 by Paige Wilson of Stockton, Ca. "Weston ranch". It was popularized by the social group, "hipsters".

Damn son, you be planking?
You be planking it more than Paige Wilson.

by itgetsthehoseagain September 24, 2011

shadow planing

when you see what poeple are planing behind you (planing to hurt or do something to you), becasue you can see their shadows.

Ian and Phil: **Showing actions of hurting Thomas**
Thomas: "HEY, i can see you shadow planing!"
Ian: "Dammit!"

by diseased sheep December 28, 2005

planking

A stupid "sport" invented by Australians, it involves lying on your stomach while holding a plank form. This is often attempted in dangerous places to prove that this lame sport is not so lame. A few people have died, yet people still go crazy for this "sport".

Kangaroo Australian: Hey lets go planking on dangerous things.

Koala Australian: Planking? You mean that stupid "sport" that Australians do where they lie on their stomachs and lay on weird things?

Kangaroo Australian: Yes, that "sport"

by SweatyBallSack June 9, 2011

family planning

a place you go and pretend to have problems to get out of going to school

girl: oh crap i got social studies
boy: lets go to family planning
girl: yeh i'll say im pregnant
boy: ok and im the father

by phatmatt27 September 7, 2005

Planking

Planking is the art of lying down with a stiff body on any random object. Planking originated in Australia and has now become popular. Planking is an evolution of parkour, it is for people who cannot do parkour and want to look "cool" by taking pictures of themselves planking. Planking is pointless, if you want do something useful, learn parkour.

Kid: "Yo' check out this picture of me planking."

Friend: "Oh, you're cool."

Kid: "Thanks, I know."

by DoParkourDontPlank July 7, 2011