paint a rembrandt

to take a shit

I'll meet up with you guys in a minute. I've got to go paint a rembrandt first.

by Johnny Johnson Jones January 16, 2009

paint-scratcher

A parking spot that is so narrow that if the driver/passengers were to open their doors the paint on the car to either side would scratch right off.

Bob: Hey man, look! ROCK STAR PARKING!!
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..

by Paul April 21, 2007

paint your wood

When you ask to paint someone's wood, you are asking to get in a sexual situation with them and cumming all over them. Another way to use it is to ask to get your wood painted, asking to get into a sexual situation and getting cummed on. You also use it by saying that someone's wood got painted.

Example 1-
Guy: to guy or girl: Can I paint your wood?

Example 2-
Guy or girl to guy: Will you paint my wood? OR Can you get my wood painted?

Example 3-
Person to other person: Did you hear that Bob painted Jordan's wood?

by SWAGSEX December 26, 2014

Paint Thinner

a mixed drink that contains Jack Daniels, Beer, Lemonade, and Jose Cuervo Black.

Taylor: "Toby make some type of drink/"
Toby: "Ok."
Perry: "What the hell is that?"
Toby: "A random mixed drink."
Perry: "Looks like damn paint thinner!"
Taylor: "Tastes great!!!"

by BruceDaJuice July 24, 2008

paint the bowl

To have explosive fecal matter.

Oh man, I ate some bad fish and I have been painting the bowl all day.

by ButchMagnum WatertownNY November 16, 2004

Paint Shaker

A girl who can shake her stacked booty so fast that it looks like a paint can getting mixed in the machine at Home Depot, a rump shaker who can shake it and make it jiggle like jello

Damn that girl can shake the paint

She a paint shaker fo sho

by sarasplayroom.com September 19, 2009

paint job

The color of blood red that is added to a male's penis after having sex with a virgin.

Raul received a paint job after popping some bitches cherry!

by Wun Hung Lo July 20, 2008