Cracker packet

Location where a lot of white people hangout.

"Yo Tyrone, Starbucks is a straight up cracker packet today."

by Ve330 June 23, 2013

Sauce packet

It's called sauce packet when a woman performs the female version of tea bagging and if they are on their period it is called ketchup packet

Mandy gave me a sauce packet while I was passed out

by Jesterfox November 23, 2014

Crisp packet

To find the top corner of a football goal

Ben found the crisp packet with the outside of his right boot

by Ridz123 June 10, 2018

the old sugar packet

1. To take two fingers, and firmly shove it through your friends clothes buttocks, towards the anus.

Background: In the 1920's Clevand Area, Theodore Q. Adams III, sat on a sugar packet, while naked, the packet of sugar clung to his naked butt. Later on, people would actually try to shove a sugar packet into another man's anus. Eventually, the practice of shoving the sugar packet into the anus dissappeared, and "the old sugar packet" evolved into it's current form.

Pace gave Andy the old sugar packet.

by Baier June 4, 2004

not on my side of the crisp packet

A way to decline something that you wouldn't like to happen .

"Davids having christmas party are you going to have one?"
"not on my side of the crisp packet"

by thegirlwhoannoysfriends December 11, 2019

crisp packet

an alternative to using a condom

'please can we have sex'
'no - I haven't got a condom'
'that's ok - I have a crisp packet we'll use that instead.

by Michael Mmnjembe December 22, 2008

snus packet

A guy who looks like he was dressed by his wife or girlfriend. Dip tobacco, in it's normal state, is a rough cut. Snus packets are a dressed up, unnatural bastardizations of the tobacco. It has been dressed up to look like something it isn't.

-'I go away for my first year of college, and I come back to see John looking like he escaped from a Not of This World clothing catalogue. What happened?'

-'He got a new girlfriend and she dresses him up to look like a real snus packet.'

by Dr. Flavor June 27, 2009