pilfy

a mealy texture, as in an over ripe apple or tomato

the pilfy tomato was the only sad element of the five guys burger

by lepetiterouge August 5, 2010

Pilf

poon i'd like to fuck

Ex:"man, did you see that girl? She was fine as hell! What a pilf!

by Brady Gabe Josiah Bryan January 1, 2009

pilf

Priest i'd like to fuck

(at the beach)
Jen: hey, is that father O'Toole on the boardwalk?
Sarah: Holy crap, it is!
Jen: What a pilf!

by King of Canada April 26, 2006

PEILF

"President-elect I'd Like (to) Fuck."

Man, that guy is a PEILF! (Pointing at a picture of Obama)

by kilick December 20, 2008

pilf

Penguin I'd Like To Fuck

Dude, I went to the zoo with my girl on Saturday, and I saw the hottest PILF in the arctic exhibit.

by deanwermer February 2, 2008

pilfer

Person that sits in a bathtub, farts, then bites at the bubbles

Chris's breath smells like shit because he's a pilfer.

by Anthony April 3, 2005

pilf

Pilot I'd like to fuck. You know you've seen them wandering the airports... probably drunk. And you want to jump their bones.

"Whoa! Did you see our pilot? He's a PILF!"

by Rainbabyroo December 7, 2006