One in the ass is worth two in the puss

An old adage meaning it is better to have sex with one ass, rather than with two vaginas.

Bob: I think Becky might let me go Greek on her this Friday, but I was supposed to have a three way with these Guatemalans the same night.

Joe: Times like these my grandpappy used to tell me “One in the ass is worth two in the puss”.

by Yu Sho Me Dong September 18, 2023

Pussaliah

Greek God of Pussy who sits atop her pedestal.

Jay: Your putting the pussy up on a pedestal. You making the pussy, into this great, big, greek god named Pussaliah, and you're psyching yourself into thinking it's some incredible feat.

by NickoMorris May 2, 2011

puss pocket

A vagina.

"I had to hide the drugs in my puss pocket"

by The clitter sistaz April 21, 2018

puscock

A clueless douchebag; an asshole who just can't be taken seriously.

(Correct pronunciation: pooze-cock.)

Mike: "Did you hear Joe talking about how he's making a videoblog to protest the war in Iraq?"
Adam: "Man, that kid is such a puscock."

by Ethnic Cleansing November 22, 2007

Puss master

A male who has a very large penis and can pound any girl at anytime and makes them orgasm atleast 5 times during sex. This person gets puss like it his day job. Also known as a babymaker because of how many girls he inpregnates.

Phil and derek are such puss masters!
they got double blowskees last night!

by puss masters December 6, 2010

Slaying Puss

Pure and utter domination and annihilation of pussy. If you just committed serial murder Jack the Ripper style in the form of sex, you just slayed that puss.

Jake was slaying puss so hard, legend has it her vagina is still a crime scene after 3 months.

by darthyz0r May 16, 2018

pisscan

\PIS'kan\ (n.) A somewhat vulgar slang term for a wall-mounted porcelain urinal.

Hey, I need to use the f'ing pisscan before we leave!!!

by Telephony June 22, 2012