playground ptsd

- Feeling left out at some point in your life.

- Feeling bad.
- From the February 25, 2016 Vimeo Newsletter:
"We’ve all felt left out at some point in our lives. And we all know it feels bad. Vimeo wants to combat that playground PTSD: for over a decade, we’ve been building a safe haven for creators to do their thing, in whatever weird yet respectful way they want. ..."
We at Vimeo throw around the term playground PTSD, and equate a serious medical illness affecting hundreds of thousands of people with feeling bad from not being included in children's games!
by coloradsin February 25, 2016
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Educational PTSD

Occurs when it's Sunday and you think you have School tomorrow even though it's the middle of Summer.
Person 1: OH NO! WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW! WTF!
Person 2: It's literally June 4th. You're having Educational PTSD.
by ScienceRules3298 June 04, 2023
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Sports PTSD

When you have PTSD from a sporting event, play or team. It elicits the same anxiety, shortness of breath, nightmares, guilt, shame, and aggressive behaviour as traditional PTSD, and has the same traumatizing effect.
Dana: Hey Gurl, what are we going to get for our Super Bowl party, wings and pizza again?

Angie: Hey Gurl, I dont think we will make it this year, Brett's Sports PTSD is acting up again, he saw a highlight of the Hawks Patriots Super Bowl again. He hasnt left his room in 4 days.

Dana: Gurl, I hear you. Paul gets the same way when seeing the Joe Carter homerun. Let's just get sushi and update our Bumble accounts.
by Mike109999 September 07, 2022
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Biscuit Tube PTSD

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.

When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.
by Elsewhere63726 March 28, 2023
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Name PTSD

Name PTSD is when you cringe at the sound of a name because of past experiences with someone of that name. Mild cases you will cringe at the name but not be too bothered.

Severe cases can cause emotional distress and even lead you to avoid people of that name.
I just met someone with the same name as my ex and I couldn’t even talk to them… I think I have name PTSD.
by anonymoushedgehog December 12, 2021
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Yellow PTSD

Cyberpunk release date delay post traumatic syndrome after seeing any post with yellow background.
Gave me a heart attack with the "yellow screen of

delays"

No offense CD Project Red but you've got me some Yellow PTSD
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Yellow PTSD

Cyberpunk release date delay post traumatic syndrome after seeing any post with yellow background.
Gave me a heart attack with the "yellow screen of

delays"

No offense CD Project Red but you've got me some Yellow PTSD
by GachiGazm December 02, 2020
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