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PTSD

PTSD: Pre Travel Stress Disorder. Commonly occurs among people before they travel
We’re traveling to France and my mom’s been having ptsd for the past week
by Frezmo February 9, 2019
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PTSD

PTSD or Post-Truss Stress Disorder is the anxiety most of the British public suffered from after the catastrophically incompetent 44-day reign of Liz Truss as Prime Minister. Common symptoms include people having their homes repossessed, going without food, and their grandchildren being saddled with an £8 trillion National Debt.
Jason: Shall I come round and watch the England match at your gaff tomorrow?
Pete: Nah, mate, got PTSD and had to sell it, innit.
by BBreaga October 21, 2022
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Ptsd

A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.
Person 1: Did you hear Babalashmugq has ptsd?

Person 2: Ew that’s gross
by Babalashmuga September 19, 2023
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Zoom PTSD

Like PTSD, but is when you are just hanging with your friends or eating dinner you hear the Zoom *ding* sound in those places or you have a feeling that has similarity to being late to work.
"We've been online a lot and I think I might be starting to catch a case Zoom PTSD."
by GarbageFire January 5, 2022
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PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.
PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.

All I said was “hilarious” and that weak liberal suffering from PTSD called me Steve because he used that word eight years ago. What a pussy!
by DaJokerOwnsYourSoul January 23, 2024
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PTSD

Post Traumatic Snapchat Disorder

When you facetime your friend and forget you are screensharing and go on snapchat to stalk a crush’s location or snapscore and you screen record profile. Ptsd is the feeling after when you are constantly thinking you are screensharing so you can never go on a profile again.
« can you check his snapscore i have ptsd »
by Hislayboibye May 3, 2024
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alt ptsd

The irrational fear or paranoia that every new member joining an online community is a disguised alternative account alt of a previously banned or troublesome user
Please stop blaming newcomers as alts, you're developing alt ptsd!
by BakeWithMe February 7, 2025
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