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Psychic Junky

Psychic Junkies hop from psychic to psychic, tarot reader to tarot reader, astrologer to astrologer, and fortune teller to fortune teller seeking to hear exactly what they want to hear (a confirmation bias). They waste their money to get an endorphin rush without taking responsibility for their own lives. The readings they get rarely help them with the higher purpose of their soul journey, which is why they keep coming back to the same readers.

Term coined by Myret M. Bulgin during her first draft of an unpublished manuscript called Psychic Junkie that won her Nanowrimo in 2021.
Karen’s been to several psychics 100 times this year so far. She must be a psychic junky and suffer from psychic junkyism.
by M.Valenteine January 29, 2024
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Hey, actually Sam, I didn't make any of those.
Hym "I didn't make a Psychic Prison Made of Retards. That's not a thing I did."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
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Psychic STDs

The negative vibes, impressions, or feelings people can impose on you. They are usually bad and hard to get rid of. There is no known reason on why some people are more sensitive to receiving them.
Jimmy-Hey Ronnie! I feel like shit. I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the train.

Ronnie-How is she doing?

Jinmy - Terrible. She was sad about life. Dropped a ton of psychic STDs on me.
by Jimyee97 February 1, 2019
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Dick Psychic

Someone who can guess pretty accurately a guy's dick's characteristics just by looking at him or what his personality is like.

Someone who can almost accurately describe in details the thickness, length, size of balls, color of tip, and how hairy it is.
That girl over there? She's seen so many dicks, she's basically a dick psychic.
by dickpsycho March 11, 2019
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Psychic paper

One of Doctor Who's remedies.

Psychic paper is a blank, white card that has special properties.
When shown to a person, it can usually induce them to see whatever the user wishes them to see printed on it,
The Doctor often uses it to appear as an authority to the people he shows it to.

The Tenth Doctor explained that it “assigned authority based on the reader's perceptions”.
Amy: What was it that you showed them?
The Doctor: It's psychic paper, it shows me as their superior.
by Wadlaen February 27, 2023
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Psychic Spy

A Psychic Spy or Remote Viewer is someone with the ability to perform the CIA documented Psychic Spying technique known as Remote Viewing
That guy Pastor Hastings also known as Hastings Muchunga is a Psychic Spy or Remote Viewer
by Ichigobossu June 18, 2025
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