very adhd cant focus but nice. expert at everything. Over 500 years of cumulative experience in all skills. Probably goth.
by Fatality420 December 30, 2022

An individual with an unusual obsession with shitty Fujifilm cameras, old men, and a distinct lack of romantic success. Presley's Mum tends to look like His Father, which is evident with how his family tree resembles a chain. I'd call Him a toad-eyed-pig, but that would be an insult to the writhing monstrosity.
To do a Presley (Mr. PP) is being defined to dance with dead mice while thinking about your favourite Serial Killer
by Not that guy you know. March 12, 2025

by cbass m23 February 17, 2021

presley had a big dick and knows how to use it. he makes it everyone’s legs shake. he once dated a whore who has been ran through so many woman one person cannot even keep track
by anonymous December 28, 2024

by mrs. presley April 9, 2009

Presley is the most stunning girl you will ever meet she gets stared at where ever she goes she turns heads when she walking in the door she has hella ass and a amazing personality she laughs so much even at jokes that aren’t funny she is nice sometimes but don’t get on her bad side cause that bitch is crazy she is sweet but psycho hotter then the sun smarter then you will ever be and she don't need makeup to look like a super model if you find a Presley you won’t be able to help falling for the jaw droopingly gorgeous girl .
by Fineasf queen November 19, 2019

by Noresun2noAmy2 January 4, 2024
