Undoubtedly the finest libation of the lager family of beers ever created by the hand of man (or possibly god, we're not sure.) Crafted in the lost wilds of mysterious Tasmania by a cloistered order of brewer monks whose vows of silence mean that only the distinguished few know of its existence.
NB: Not to be confused with Cascade premium, which was created as a distraction for the great unwashed masses.
NB: Not to be confused with Cascade premium, which was created as a distraction for the great unwashed masses.
Some bloody legend showed up with a slab of James Boags Premium Lager last night...then drank the lot, bastard.
by Beerman12345 August 3, 2011
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roonie: right!
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by theonlinoobmaster69 August 25, 2025
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Get the Premium 2.0mug. The Highest (or perhaps Lowest) Kind of Brat in the eyes of the Dom, However it may be said that one such brat is also Known as Anastasia August for her outlandish behavior when not wishing to ask nicely for head pats and butt rubs.
by ImpyButt October 23, 2020
Get the premium bratmug. Maintains all of the same attributes as the regular fuck boy; however, is premium in looks, money, or swag game.
Additional Characteristics that promote premiumness:
- socks, jordan sandals, and basketball shorts
- sends many selfies because he loves looking at himself
- typically has more than one babymama but not required
- loves facetiming, again because he likes looking at his own face
- plays cat and mouse with every girl he meets
- only texts through snapchat
- goes on secret vacations and pretends he has mono
Additional Characteristics that promote premiumness:
- socks, jordan sandals, and basketball shorts
- sends many selfies because he loves looking at himself
- typically has more than one babymama but not required
- loves facetiming, again because he likes looking at his own face
- plays cat and mouse with every girl he meets
- only texts through snapchat
- goes on secret vacations and pretends he has mono
Susie: Joe just sent me another selfie on snap chat with the cartoon filter.
Jessica: What a premium fuckboy!
Jessica: What a premium fuckboy!
by datagirl July 6, 2016
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Leticia: 'Hell to tha yeah. Not suprising, given gurl got dat hookup to the best premium skunk stash this side of town'.
by Rose Rage January 15, 2018
Get the premium skunkmug. When you put 50 percent weed and 50 percent tobacco in a grinder, grind it up and take, moles, mokes, spliff bowls or smoke spliffs with it.
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