green poultice

Medical profession slang for monetary damages sought in malpractice cases, especially those without any apparent injury or disability in the patient. It can also be used for damages sought in civil suits where the obvious intent is to get money for some trivial (often imagined) slight to someone's delicate feelings. Examples include suing a city because you don't like the Christmas display, because someone wouldn't bake you a cake because it's against their own beliefs, or not having a transgender bathroom available for your confused child to use. Almost invariably associated with an AmbulanceChaser, who will usually get the bulk of the money.

"So, you saved Mrs. Smith's life, and now she's suing you?"
"Yeah, somebody convinced her she needed a Green Poultice."

by Doc Zenon December 12, 2016

Pouet

1. Name. Or something like that. Usually used in the life to speak about the sound of plastic ducks and other plastics toys for humans, pets, or both (sometimes).

2. Sound made by somebody to fill up a blank in a phrase, or to express some complex idea.

3. Sometimes used in a verbial combo to prevent some idea (ideas sometimes hurts)

- I passed just beyond a derrick and then come the martians... anypouet, it was cool

by Sethdetable June 24, 2011

poultry

Collective term for a group of homosexual men who take the drug ecstasy and attend all-night unprotected sex parties. Used mainly in the gay community.

Are you going to that rave tonight? I hear there are going to be some poultry in the house!

by PenguinJockey December 24, 2008

Poultry

A incredibly hot person....cant even look at them they are so hot...another word for beef where is orginated, come in ranking depending on hotness, spam being lowest turkey being highest.

"OMG, look at that guy he is pure poultry, i swear he is turkey!"

by Snowy April 23, 2004

poultney

Someone like myself who has an interesting surname.
Poultney is a town in Vermont, USA and also a small town just outside of leicester.
Sir Laurence Poultney was a famous Poultney, however, famous for what...

"Thats and interesting Surname"

"Poulters..Get here now!"

by Poultney the first September 24, 2003

Poultraholic

One who is obsessed with eating poultry, fried, baked or roasted or in any other form, to the point of near panic while waiting for a bite of bird. Applies to people, but especially to cats, who will actually cry piteously while banging around the cooks ankles to get attention and a taste.

comment: "That kitty turns into a real poultraholic when he smells your chicken frying."
reply: "Yeah, he's almost as bad as you! I'm gonna get you guys in a 12 step program!"

by P. Brown December 24, 2007

Pourettes

Disorder when one has an uncontrolable need to spill a pick up line when a (hot) girl walks by.

Also known as "Smythers syndrom"

(Randomly chatting to friends when a (hot) girl walks by) "Jesus Christ ur hot"

"Mate, u've got a serious case of pourettes"

by JK JBONE October 6, 2008