Portuguese Fisherman

During the act of having vaginal sex with a woman. Pull out your dick and now that it smells like fish, begin smacking her in the face with it while holding your junk by the shaft, acting as if you're reeling in a big fish. All the while yelling, "I got a live one here!"

I pulled a Portuguese Fisherman on that chick last night. By the time I was done her face smelled like dead fish, I had to kick her outta bed!

by carguy311 July 29, 2018

portuguese douchebag

When a 49 year old woman needs to have her hearing checked.

Mom: Your father called me a Portuguese Douchebag at dinner the other night! I’m not even Portuguese!

Dad: We all know your mother is crazy! I whispered something sweet in her ear and she thinks I called her a Portuguese Douchebag!

by NurseNic December 16, 2017

Portuguese handshake

Upon greeting a woman, a man will slap each of the woman's boobs with the corresponding hand. This informal greeting is usually performed after the consumption of alcohol.

All of the men who took part in the gang bang greeted Gianna Michaels with a 'Portuguese handshake'.

by The Tool Shed December 4, 2011

Portuguese Blessing

A double-fisted spiderman to the Heavens!

Pastor Joe was so emphatic during the sermon, he suddenly stood up and gave everyone a Portuguese Blessing!

by Cbit Y 260 February 24, 2011

Portuguese Tapdance

To stomp on the head of a prone oponent (or anybody, for that matter)

That guy is crazy! He knocked this guy out, then walked over and did the portuguese tapdance on him! His face was MUSH!

by Marquito del Muerte October 14, 2011

Portuguese letteropener

When the women is hanging upside down, sucking the mans dick, while getting pounded in the face by his scrotum

Last night i found this Portuguese letteropener and i gave it my girlfriend, 20minutes later she left with a big red spot the size of my balls on her forehead.

by You Nigga You April 12, 2011

Portuguese Pitbull

When you givin here that bomb dick from behind and she goes ape shit. She goes so bat shit crazy that u need to slap a leash on that biatch. Be sure nobody gets near her and to get ur rabies shot.

Damn girl, don't go Portuguese Pitbull on me.

by Eggsbene314 February 7, 2017