When your partner is in the missionary position you withdraw your penis at speed in a upwards motion creating a internal vacuum inside the vagina. This creates a low level "pop" sound prior to the labia minora closing and returning to its original state.
by S&P23 December 15, 2016
Mom: Your father called me a Portuguese Douchebag at dinner the other night! I’m not even Portuguese!
Dad: We all know your mother is crazy! I whispered something sweet in her ear and she thinks I called her a Portuguese Douchebag!
Dad: We all know your mother is crazy! I whispered something sweet in her ear and she thinks I called her a Portuguese Douchebag!
by NurseNic December 16, 2017
Pastor Joe was so emphatic during the sermon, he suddenly stood up and gave everyone a Portuguese Blessing!
by Cbit Y 260 February 06, 2011
Upon greeting a woman, a man will slap each of the woman's boobs with the corresponding hand. This informal greeting is usually performed after the consumption of alcohol.
All of the men who took part in the gang bang greeted Gianna Michaels with a 'Portuguese handshake'.
by The Tool Shed December 04, 2011
That guy is crazy! He knocked this guy out, then walked over and did the portuguese tapdance on him! His face was MUSH!
by Marquito del Muerte October 14, 2011
When the women is hanging upside down, sucking the mans dick, while getting pounded in the face by his scrotum
Last night i found this Portuguese letteropener and i gave it my girlfriend, 20minutes later she left with a big red spot the size of my balls on her forehead.
by You Nigga You March 27, 2011
When you givin here that bomb dick from behind and she goes ape shit. She goes so bat shit crazy that u need to slap a leash on that biatch. Be sure nobody gets near her and to get ur rabies shot.
by Eggsbene314 February 08, 2017