Shooting The Poodle

Shooting The Poodle is a Yorkshire slang term for the female period.
The term is a metaphor comparing the absorption of period blood into the tampon with the absorption of blood into a poodles white fur as if the dog had been shot.

Kirsty's bad mood and quick temper was clearly a symptom of her poodle shooting!

Jess was late to work because she had sex while shooting the poodle, it was a messy affair.

by poodleshooter January 10, 2009

poodle wrestler

a poodle wrestler is someone that rises to very small challenges and overcomes them. Original from the lyrics of "Mr Apollo" by The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band.

Sorry, providing an example is just too challenging.

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

poodle paddy

(n) A pile of dog shit. Similar to lawn sausage.

I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.

by heptune June 15, 2006

poodle pop

a sexy man to whom you refer to in child-like terms in order to come across as sweet and cute

Barbie : hey poodle pop, how was your day?
Ken: just great baby, I missed you.

by kerry c September 11, 2006

poodle oiler

A rich snob.

Ugh, you're such a poodle oiler!

by Person who needs to share this April 28, 2009

poodle walker

Someone lacking in testicular fortitude. Takes his girlfriends little yappy ankle biting purse dogs for walks in public displaying her complete dominance over his actions.

Bob: " that guy is such a pussy"
Jim: "what a poodle walker."

by scot olson lowndes May 6, 2014

ramen poodle

An unattractive person who has hair that resembles instant noodles.

whoa did you see that chick?" - Yeah I did, total ramen poodle.

by SOLARMOON July 19, 2010