PMS 

Also called: Pre Masacre Syndrome

A time when it is legaly declared unsafe to be around a woman.

Common symtoms of this syndrome are random decapitations of men, extra homework, more chores, ear aches, head aches, loss of spines particularly in men, a loss of reproductive organs (also widely in men), and general HELL!

Innocent bystander 1: Wha..What is it?
Innocent bystandar 2: I don't know.

Woman infected with PMS roars and breathes fire

Bystandars are torched, and then run, with multipul explosions in the background.

PMS by Uknowthename July 4, 2008

PMS 

Satan's plan to take over the world by possessing women bodies once every month to bring pain and chaos to mankind, specially men

Dude, my gf has been pissing me off all god damn day, must have PMS

PMS by Rizaun February 26, 2009

pms 

Special time of the month that gives a woman strength of an ox, the stability of a one-legged stool, and the scream of a banshee. basically mans worst nightmare.

when shes pmsing you better stay away

pms by carol545 January 4, 2007

pms 

Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

PMS: Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

pms by Slatte February 4, 2008

pms 

Most people use PMS as a scapegoat to act like a total bitch, PMS really means portable missle system, something of mass destruction. The mas destruction got linked to pre menstural sydrome so thats how PMS came to be used as it is today

*guy*-Holly shit she's got pms!!!!
*guy 2*-Damn it she's gonna destroy the house

*Girl with pms*-I'm outta damm, where the hell can i reload.:-D

pms by PAki Chan June 26, 2005

PMS 

PMS

P = Punish

M = Men

S = Severly

She has PMS, so get the hell outta the way or die!!

PMS by MySister April 8, 2008

pms 

Psychotic Male Syndrome

for when guys go through their "time of the month". trust me, it happens.

girl: hey whats up?
guy: get the fuck away from me.
girl: damn must be pms.

pms by xo alwaysbeLIEve October 26, 2006