Pilf 

Stealing, cleaning friends houses to steal shit

Holy fuck, Jen went over to clean Jeff's house to pilf through all his shit.

I'm just going to the bathroom, don't pilf half my shit.

Pilf by DaCoolestBishhh October 11, 2021

Pilf 

the NB version of MIlf/Dilf

Person 1: ngl *insert someones name here* is a pilf
Person 2: Agree
Person 3: Tf

Pilf by mygenderisYes0w011 December 16, 2021

PILF 

Politician I’d like to fuck

Wow he’s a pilf!

PILF by Cccccccc898 July 11, 2022

Pilf 

Poppa id like to fuck

Have you seen Hopper in season 4 of stranger things…he’s such a pilf. I wish he would choke me like that demodog

Pilf by Pilflover4 July 18, 2022

PILF 

Pop I would like to f***

Geez his a hot PILF, even though he is a poppy he is hot

PILF by oneteam September 20, 2022

PILF 

PeePaw i'd like to fuck

Person1: Yo, That grandpa is a total PILF.
Person2: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

PILF by urmoter December 10, 2022

Pilf 

Priest

i'd

like to

fuck

That man is a pilf, but i can't do it

Pilf by Ghostlll June 27, 2023