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bloody picasso

A sexual maneuver typically containing a male and a female, or two females, depending upon which way you swing. Unfortunately this act cannot be performed by two males. One of the women, must be on her period and using a tampon.After using the tampon for several hours, the other participant removes the tampon with either their hand or teeth, and then continuously smacks the bloody, dirty, soiled tampon upon the others chest.
Jesse: Yo man, word got around that yo gurls on hur period.

Steve: Hellz yah bro. We finna do that bloody picasso.
by CAGZZZ November 27, 2009
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Penis Picasso

An adult male that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this male(co-workers, wife) may believe he is immature, however he is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common places are as follows:

- unattended jacket pocket
- under windshield wipers
- hidden deep in paperwork so it is found much later
- anywhere your imagination takes you
Employee 1: Any idea where this cock and balls drawing came from? It looks like a 5 year old drew it.
Employee 2: Yeah! It probably was Joe he is the office penis picasso, he is his own biggest fan!
by Suck it miller February 6, 2014
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The Picasso

The art fucking a girl on her period and ejaculating, creating the permanent canvas on the bedsheet that can only be compared to the abstract art that is The Picasso.
Yeah man, I was too horny so I just did The Picasso there and then”

“You absolute degenerate
by Squidgy Testicles November 16, 2019
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Pablo Picasso

pablo picasso was such a good scientist
by olivia dauer April 20, 2021
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Poopoo Picasso

Persons who think that whatever they manage to accomplish are works of true genius because they were raised in such a overly validating, gratuitously supportive and positive environment from the time they were infants, that when they wiped their own feces on the walls they were misinformed that it was an artistic masterpiece. Such people are invariably intellectual and emotional idiots, but still manage to be the center of attention.
Tagger kid: Man, there goes Jenny-- she walks around thinking she's so great after graduating art school, but she can't draw a straight line.

Skater kid: Don't you know?-- she's a total Poopoo Picasso!
by uberellis May 15, 2016
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The picasso

After cumming in a girls back(the canvas). Use your dick (the brush)to draw a picture with the cum, open a pack of glitter and sprinkle it on her back.

When she gets up and the loose glitter falls leaving only the one stuck to your cum you can proceed to apreciate your artwork!
Talk about arts n crafts! I gave this girl "the picasso" once, she liked it so much she got a tattoo of it to make it permanent!
by Thepicasso July 27, 2017
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Party Picasso

The Party Picasso is a popular prank that is common at parties, especially ones where lots of people are drunk/asleep. The prankster defecates into the palm of their hand, walks over to someone who is asleep/unconscious and uses the "brown paint" to paint on the victim's forehead. Paintings can range from the classic schlong to a funny word/phrase. For bonus points, the prankster can shove the leftover "paint" into the victim's mouth for a surprise.
Jerry: Never fall asleep at the party.
Jessica: Why not?
Jerry: Last time I did, Larry pulled a Party Picasso on me.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 20, 2021
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