Phuck Monkey

A guy who has a bad habit and gets great enjoyment of randomly rubbing his Weinner on anything and everting , laughing like a Japanese little girl , acting like a retard at Chucky Cheese . As he Rockes Out with is cock out .

That Phuck Monkey is out there rubbing his weinner down my truck again .

by Lord Phuck Boy May 18, 2023

Icing the Phuck

Occurs when a man and woman cum at approximately the same time during coitus. Shortly thereafter, the man withdraws his penis and the woman inserts it into her mouth, gathering up the smorgasbord of juices collected prior. The man and woman then kiss, exchanging the fluids further, and allowing for a complete sharing of their combined taste.

Damn, babygirl, everything is soaked down here. What do you think about icing the phuck?

by OwnedByFelines August 17, 2020

Phuck

Phone fucking. It's the old school version of sexting. People talk on the phone instead of texting to fuck each other long distance.

Even though he is North Carolina and I'm in California, I just had to get a hot phuck tonight.

by Yep Yup March 18, 2017

Phuck

The proper name for four or more zombies.

Nate: Hey Chris is that a pride of lions?
Chris: No I think it's a pack of wolves!
Mike and Mike: you're both wrong it's a PHUCK OF ZOMBIES!
JC: YALL GONNA DIE

by anonymous November 30, 2020

Phuck

The alternative for the word fuck

Phuck you and your mom

by Ranboober January 7, 2022

phuck

Phuck is a pleasant way to express fuck in text format. Phuck may, also, be used as phucking.

What the phuck is wrong with you? You have been phucking ridiculous all day. I can't stand it.

by michellezilla August 17, 2020

Phucks

Non vulgar, homophone for F$&@s, used in order to express feelings of strong attraction, desire or like for someone or some thing, while avoiding the use of profanity.

Yo, dawg that shit tight, I phuncks with it for real for real!!

Man, she good people bro, I phucks with her !

Boy get out my face , you know I don't phucks with you

by Lyrik_reece December 13, 2018