perpetual friendzone

When 2 people both like each other, but are too awkward to ask each other out.

They were both too cripplingly shy to ask each other out, but still had feelings for each other, and therefore were stuck in perpetual friendzone

by Eternal Lonliness June 23, 2017

Pernet

Family with the prophecy that the last son of this family will save europe from annihialation

How did he do that???
It's Pernet, it's just his destiny to save us all

by Bigdaddyissues January 10, 2021

Perpetrating

capping, committing a crime, half stepping, or being sneaky

Tyrone: Are we going to the club tonight?
Blair: Nah man, those women be perpetrating all night.

by canndle July 22, 2021

Perpetual smiling eyes disease

A neurophysiological disorder that occurs in certain people (usually a girl, usually named Kalina) who are irrationally happy all the time. As a result, they are never able to stop their eyes from smiling, even with strenuous effort. It is a very unfortunate condition that causes immense career success and likability. Condition is currently incurable and is spread by direct interaction with others. Please beware.

Jim: “Kalina! What happened with your face?”
Kalina: “....Perpetual smiling eyes disease”
Jim: “...oh...”

by A chocolate flavored quark August 20, 2019

perpetrator

An individual, typically a college aged male, that spends his weekends crashing parties in order to shoot game at drunk and desperate women. Someone engaged in the act is typically described as perpin or straight perpin. A typical perpetrator travels in a party of no less then 2 other perps.

The awkward freshman hitting on Betty was clearly a perpetrator and was quickly removed from the party.

by OMJB85 December 9, 2008

perpetuity

When the revision has gone on for so long you have gone mad and think you are a BERRY or an ALLEN

Duuuudeee I'm feeling like a crazed BERRY with all this perpetuity. What a drain.

by Pittster June 1, 2011

perpetua

A corn husk

"Wow that girl is such a Perpetua"

"Yeah, flakey and dry"

by TomatoKind March 16, 2017