by tradesman July 08, 2003
A measure of the stinkiness of a fart, it refers to how much of the "million" parts of air are replaced by farticles.
A fart with higher fpm is stinkier.
A fart with higher fpm is stinkier.
"Aww, dude, did you just break wind?"
"It's okay, it was only a few farts per million. You won't even notice."
"It's okay, it was only a few farts per million. You won't even notice."
by Yet Another Josh Cohen May 14, 2008
The method for incompetent SEO's to attract traffic for their websites by paying out vast money to search engines. The money is subsequently spent on browsers, time wasters and fraudulent clickers.
Pay per click follows a rigged auction model where no one knows how much the other is bidding, making the search engines huge sums of money for nothing.
Pay per click follows a rigged auction model where no one knows how much the other is bidding, making the search engines huge sums of money for nothing.
pay per click advertisements are usually dispayed on the right hand side of search engine listings when typing in keywords
by Stakaman July 07, 2006
ass per capita can be defined as an area be it a big city or a small town which has more hot looking women than anywhere you have been.
Hey man have you been to White Sulfur Springs. Oh yeah that place has some serious ass per capita, it is absolutely ridiculous down there.
by pantyteamaster October 15, 2010
Cook: "Hey, are you still dating that high maintenace bitch?"
Pete: "Yeah, she is killing me."
Cook: "Why, she's pretty hot?"
Pete: "Yeah she is but I have to take her out on expensive dates or she won't give me any."
Cook: "What's your Cost Per Lay?"
Pete: "Fuck, I dunno, at least a hundred bucks."
Cook (laughing): "Dude, your so fucked, dump that bitch!"
Pete: "Not before I tape myself nailing her."
Cook: "That'll be some expensive porn my good man..."
Pete: "Yeah, she is killing me."
Cook: "Why, she's pretty hot?"
Pete: "Yeah she is but I have to take her out on expensive dates or she won't give me any."
Cook: "What's your Cost Per Lay?"
Pete: "Fuck, I dunno, at least a hundred bucks."
Cook (laughing): "Dude, your so fucked, dump that bitch!"
Pete: "Not before I tape myself nailing her."
Cook: "That'll be some expensive porn my good man..."
by Pete Dick February 10, 2008
Cost per fuck. This was explained to me back in the 1990's in Newport Beach, California. Say a cute young girl is dating a rich old man. He takes her to dinner a few nights a week, buys her gifts like jewelry and a car, they go on vacations, he pays her rent, etc. You total up how much he has spent on her then divide it by how many times they have sex. That becomes the cost per fuck. It also works for married people. Some married couples don't have any sex at all.
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