penile attention deficit disorder (padd)

A penis that has a short attention span that deflates before business is fully conducted.

When asked for an explanation from his wife as to why he didn't complete the sex act, the husband replied "I've been diagnosed with penile attention deficit disorder (PADD)."

by Xander913 January 7, 2014

penile fracture

The worst pain know to man. A broken/fractured penis. Caused during rigorous sex and blood vessels pop.

I'm in the hospital because I have a penile fracture

by I'm a gypo 123 March 22, 2017

penile fracture

An event that usually happens after a sexually tragic event. Happened in Romeo and Juliet, the Titanic movie, and countless times among slut girls in high school. Not to be confused with heartbreak.

A: I had penile fracture yesterday! It hurt so much!
B: Of course, your gf weighs 666 pounds!
A: No, first she's only 120 pounds. She got pregnant and I got AIDS, this is why I have penile fracture.

by a guy at wwphs$ June 15, 2017

peniana

You’ll never find a women with a heart of Gold as peniana. Full of love and kindness with a smile that lights up the room and leaves a legacy of her presence when she leaves. Strong, amazing independent women that every mother wants their sons to Marry. She’s the ideal kind of women for many. Someone that should never be taken for granted or let go of. She can also be sexy and playful behind closed doors. But that’s only for her man. How lucky is he!? Hold on to your penianas people, you’ll never find another one.

Wow, peniana is so beautiful

by Bebe97 May 1, 2018

penilelity

The unfortunate side effect of being a femboy with a large penis, whereby they are not taken as seriously as other femboys with smaller, more petite penises.

I feel like not as many men want me as femboy due to my larger penis. I pay a hefty penilelity and I wish I could have a penis reduction.

by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

Penify

To turn something into a penis, or rearrange something into a penis shape. It can also be used as a threat, to “unpenify” someone. This word was first used in a middle school on February 2, 2022, created by two idiotic 8th graders.

Person 1-“Oh look, Leon penified Luke’s water bottle again.”
Person 2-“I’ll unpenify you if you don’t stop talking.”

by unidentifiedflyingidiot February 2, 2022

Penile delinquent

someone who is a menace to society with their penis

I got flashed by Jumping Jack again,

That man is a penile delinquent,

by jaffaw July 14, 2009