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Sweaty Peacock Syndrome

An uncomfortable disorder that gives you pubic hair on all parts of your penis. It is said to be named this because a peacock nested on someones cock who had this long ago.
Person #1- "dude that guy has that awesome Sweaty Peacock Syndrome, i bet he gets all the peacocks."

Person #2- "yea i wish i could get a peacock to nest on my cock."
by Humpedpenguinz September 22, 2011
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peacockblocked

Not being able to watch the Olympics live because you live on the west coast and NBC has decided to tape-delay events. Named after the NBC logo that looks suspiciously like a peacock.
Person 1: Dude, did you see the snowboarding last night?
Person 2: No, I saw the results before it was even aired, so I didn't bother.
Person 1: NBC peacockblocked you, man. That sucks.
by why did we trade shelley? March 1, 2010
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Peacock Party

A party for gay men where the participants show off their "peacocks" in some way. Usually the men will dress with bright or shiny clothing near or on their cocks. Nudity may or may not be allowed or required.
Are you going to the peacock party tonight? I wanna see some huge packages, man.
by iamlolforever October 18, 2010
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Proud Peacock

The act of pulling ones penis out of the vagina during intercourse at a fast rate of speed, then preceding to thrust one time into the partners anus in hopes that ones anus is tight enough to pull the condom off and leave it sticking out the back door. if done correctly the man will strut his arms like a peacock while shooting his load, and the female will unknowingly walk away with a condom sticking out of her anus.
So I was blacked out right, and apparently I gave this chick named Mckenna a proud peacock and never talked to her again.
by Seward's Finest October 17, 2008
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Peacocking

Generally when someone makes it blatently obvious that they are proud of something, like a peacock opening up its feathers. The term is used to state when someone is beginning to get annoyed at the person who is arrogantly proud.
Male 1: did you see how many girls I got with last night!?

Male2: Dude, they were all relatively ugly.

Male1: I could have slept with all of them if I wanted too.

Male2: Jesus christ, stop peacocking!
by Nikoraisu June 16, 2013
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peacock block

A method of cock blocking whereby a male will knowingly suggest another male wear unattractive clothing by telling him the clothing is actually attractive, thereby preventing the "blockee" from attracting females and giving the "blocker" better odds of attracting a mate.
Male #1: "Why is Jimmy wearing an Ed Hardy hat, t-shirt AND jacket all at the same time?"

Male #2: "Because I told him to."

Male #1: "You totally peacock blocked him!"
by wedgestreet December 2, 2009
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The Peacock

A sexual act, when a woman is on top of a man and reaches back to pretend to play with his anus but actually is tucking the sheets inside his rectum. When she's done and she leaves, he runs around with the colorful sheets still inside his rectum resembling a peacock.
I gave Matt the peacock last night and he had no idea what was going on.
by titzilla414 January 11, 2017
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