Buddy: Man, that chick you took home last night had some nice tits.
Me: dude, once the push up bra came off it turned out they were ghost orbs.
Me: dude, once the push up bra came off it turned out they were ghost orbs.
by rvfvs January 3, 2022

BRUCE: STEVE STOP FUCKING MY ORBS
STEVE: NO MY COCK IS IN THE ORB
BRUCE: STEVE NO
STEVE: I HAVE A MASSIVE ERECT GLIZZY
BRUCE: STOP FUCKING MY ORB YOU CUNT
BRUCE: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
BRUCE: IM CALLING THE COPS
STEVE: I HAVE TO FUCK THE ORBS
BRUCE: YOU EVEN GOT JOEL TO FUCK MY ORBS
JOEL: IM FUCKING YOUR ORBS
BRUCE: F U C K
JOEL: MY GLIZZY IS INSIDE YOUR ORBS
STEVE: NO MY COCK IS IN THE ORB
BRUCE: STEVE NO
STEVE: I HAVE A MASSIVE ERECT GLIZZY
BRUCE: STOP FUCKING MY ORB YOU CUNT
BRUCE: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
BRUCE: IM CALLING THE COPS
STEVE: I HAVE TO FUCK THE ORBS
BRUCE: YOU EVEN GOT JOEL TO FUCK MY ORBS
JOEL: IM FUCKING YOUR ORBS
BRUCE: F U C K
JOEL: MY GLIZZY IS INSIDE YOUR ORBS
by Chernobyl Person January 7, 2022

Wizard 2: so how was last night?
Wizard 1: this wench had me by the orb sack. I’m under control since she put her hands on my orbs.
Wizard 2: has sucked them yet?
Wizard 1: this wench had me by the orb sack. I’m under control since she put her hands on my orbs.
Wizard 2: has sucked them yet?
by Mrs Mrs Mrs December 10, 2021

by moment bruh big May 20, 2021

When you grip the very base of your scrotum and then proceed to twist it up like you’re closing a bread bag.
Man A: Hey bro, what’s wrong?
Man B: I was spinning orb last night and my balls never twisted back. Oh well, guess i’ll just die!!!
Man B: I was spinning orb last night and my balls never twisted back. Oh well, guess i’ll just die!!!
by andrewhhh August 26, 2022

orb stands for one reply bitch. It is that guy or girl you are into and they completely blow you off with a 1 word text reply.
Ben: Dude this girl I have a thing with keeps responding with good, okay, cool. It's really pissing me off man.
Jordan: Yeah, she sounds like a real orb!
Jordan: Yeah, she sounds like a real orb!
by SHAM GOD21 June 22, 2017

when a women shows ample amounts of her breasts, sending any one with little power into a hypnotic trance, obeying her every command.
by Mr. Clean with hair February 27, 2011
