orangutan

1.a definition of an odd one out of the friend group.
2.that one teacher everybody hates.
3.people who do dumb shit.
Jordan:"Hey did you see that kid at the Roller Rink yesterday?"
Melissa:"Oh yeahh,they looked like a total orangutan LMAOO''
Jordan"I know HAHAAA"
by en3m13s2luvrss May 20, 2023
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orangutan asmr

a work of art, the best video to ever be created could even be said
Person 1:orangutan asmr is the best video to ever be made
Person 2: I KNOW RIGHT?
by i love orangutans December 16, 2021
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Orangutan-in-Chief

The 45th POTUS is better known as the Orangutan-in-Chief. He’s got the IQ of a maggot.
by April 28, 2023
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orangutan porn

the shit a 8 year old beats their meat to after going to the zoo
Me: hey kid are you watching planet of the apes? i love that movie!
Kid: yeah
Me: why the fuck is Caesar butt-fucking Maurice?

Kid: im sorry for lying this is Orangutan Porn
by WENDSDEH July 27, 2024
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Shaving an orangutan

Using excessive expletives deleted in public, as for example, when quoting or discussing the President of the United States. From an episode of Sealab 2021 where an orangutan is shaved in Tijuana, Mexico, with judicious bleeps.
Somebody on Twitter is really shaving an orangutan about Public Enemy today.
by Brant Goose August 16, 2018
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Sewer Orangutan

A derogatory term used against black people to belittle them into submission
Police:That Sewer Orangutan has a gun in his hand
by Itzbiggie boombastic August 04, 2022
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IKEA orangutan

Another word for god. Presides over human deeds. Lives in the 7th dimension of IKEA. Can be bought for $20.
IKEA orangutan resides in my room. I am honored that such a marvel resides in my room.
by banoonoo jellu August 08, 2022
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