dangly option

nothing but the male genitalia

I met a hot girl at the bar last night. When it came time to leave she chose the dangly option.

by shawnm June 22, 2005

Viable Option

A secondary choice that is feasible and will be satisfactory to one's needs in a given particular situation.

"Yeah man, I mean Dylan, Philip, or even Mike would be viable options."

by reeree1023 September 19, 2016

weighing his options

When a guy or girl looks at the two (2) people they want to go out with, and chooses between the two by figuring out each persons pluses and minuses.

Jimmy is choosing between Wanda and Katie by weighing his options.

by Peter fishermanshire July 6, 2007

Optunivore

1. One who does not prefer meat to vegetables, but will eat whatever is available.

My mom's such an optunivore that she just buys whatever is cheapest.

by [nigeltheoutlaw] October 16, 2010

homo optional

When a statement has any sort of homosexual context, but you don't want to say the over-used phrase"no homo".

It's going to be harder than you think (homo optional).

by St. Fun March 2, 2009

Nuclear Option

When a group outlandishly robbed something, then whine as if they are being mistreated when others try to interject them from bringing the stolen good home.

The republican party invoked the nuclear option to confirm gorsuch to the supreme court, dude who should have never been there

by chugchugpickle April 6, 2017

Option B

The ability to choose between enduring one's current situation or have a monkey fling his poop at you for 15 minutes instead.

Mom) Johnny, we have to go to a funeral later.
Johnny)Uh...I choose option B instead
*POOF*
Monkey) huhu ha ha ha

by viciousgandhi June 8, 2003