optiosexual

Somebody with an eye or eyeglass fetish.

Andrew was turned on by the woman wearing glasses, I mean, he was optiosexual.

by coolshrek April 5, 2015

Optimus Prime from Transformers 2007

Optimus Prime, is the last remaining Prime, and the leader of the Autobots. He is a wise, a skilled brawler, and dedicated leader, not perfect, but a good leader, he and his fellow Autobots, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Jazz, and Ratchet, they seek to find the AllSpark, and protect it from Decepticon hands at all costs.

We should all try to be like him

I met Optimus Prime from Transformers 2007!

by Gamerboy Afif December 15, 2022

priming the optimus

Another slang term used for "Masterbation" (choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, etc.) used in the RiffTrax commentary for the film TRANSFORMERS. The term is a referrence to the character Optimus Prime from the film, as well as the T.V. series.

Poor guy, his mom caught him priming the optimus.

by Carloslpz May 1, 2008

hot balls optimus

Optimus prime's back ally stripper name. Used when he hooks up with bumblebee on dirty street corners

Hot balls Optimus is a trap hoe he did me so good

by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016

Optimus Prime

When one uses Aluminum or tin foil as a condom

Baby let me transform into Optimus Prime before we have sex

by Pecker checker April 2, 2010

optimus

2 inch nostrils

Hey there! I just had a threesome tonight, 2 guys nose fucked me through my 2 nostrils and it worked!

by John F. Kennedy February 21, 2003

Optimus Dime

A Dime bag that is bigger and better then a regular dime bag.

Dude: Freddy gave me this Optimus Dime, check it out!
Other Dude: What's an optim-ohhh shit man thats dope

by Beaner21 February 18, 2011