Oompa Loompa

Having an overly tan midget sing to you about how he's going to destroy your sexual organs.

He sang to me all night. It was an Oompa Loompa.

by AmberLastname June 8, 2016

oompa loompa

Most of us are oompa loompa's 💀

jenny: "omg JEssICa I juST discOvEred im An ooMpa looMPaaaaaaa~~~~"
jessica:"yes we are all oompa loompas jenny"

jenny: "well except for teo"

by Daniiskul January 14, 2022

Oompa Loompas

Oompa Loompas are very strange looking people, usually very small of stature, that are pressed in to service and relied upon by Beta Bro and other Metro Sexual men for doing normal projects around the house that real, masculine men normally do.

In particular, the Beta Bro takes great pride and gets very serious while watching the Oompa Loompas drive around in their hilarious little tractors while the Beta Bro directs them and barks nonsensical orders while drinking whiskey sours and other girly drinks made from automatic drink pouring machines, which in turn are usually made in little Oompa Loompas factories.

You are not going to believe this John. Our brother had a small tree fall down in the yard, and instead of getting a chain saw and spending 20 seconds taking care of it he brought in the Oompa Loompas again and insisted they bring their little tractor!

by Westside3Sixty July 16, 2022

oompa loompa

Donald Trump

We have Oompa Loompa as the president

by Phone # May 2, 2019

oompa loompa lookin ahhhhh

'Oompa loompa lookin ahh' is a term used to associate a person with an 'oompa loompa' a homosexual figure from Willy Wonka that was used as his 'candy pickers'. It is also to associate a person with down syndrome and autism at the same time.

"You goofy ass hoe who you talking to like that ya oompa loompa lookin ahhhhh"

by habibi brother February 13, 2023

chubby oompa loompa

What Bruno Mars calls himself. All of the Hooligans thinks he’s delusional. He is by no means chubby. He’s short so that’s where “Oompa Loompa” comes in.

Hooligans: take ur shirt off Brunoooo
Bruno Mars: no! I’m a chubby Oompa Loompa! Let me be fat and happy!
Hooligans: ur not fat shut up Bruno

by Hooligan4life October 12, 2017

Oompa loompa

A person who decided to spray themselves with cum to be worthy of willy wonkas dick. To get the best flavour of willy wonka bars they fill up tgeir asses with cum from the man himself the one that abuses them till they listen willy wonka and shit in eachothers mouth an empty out the cum in their mouth abd mix

Oompa loompa: Ahhh thats the stuff
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Oompa loompa: *moans*

by My_balls_hurt November 11, 2021