Mong

Mong = Wandering around their local town/suburb completely smashed off their face on various substances. Aka being a rarted fuckwit.
Today I was walking around just fucking smashed off a bottle o sav, jus bein an absolute Mong cunt aye.
by Mong cunt 421 May 29, 2018
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Mong

Mong = Wandering around their local town/suburb completely smashed off their face on various substances. Aka being a rarted fuckwit
“Ye mate I was jus wanderin round town fucked of my face, jus bein an absolute Mong cunt aye.”
by Mong cunt 421 May 29, 2018
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Monge

1. A dumbass/dimwit 2. A stupid bitch that keeps eating your damn sandwich 3. A nigga that has done fucked up 4. Your best friend accidentally stuck his/her dick in your asshole
1.Jerald you fucking Monge why did you do this get that out of me
2.Honey who is this fucking Monge in our bedroom with no clothes on
3.BABE THATS MINE YOU FUCKING MONGE
by KrispyCheeto July 31, 2019
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Mong

An abbreviation for Mentally Wrong!!!
Beranoice. Your such a MONG
by hbhbvghvcuevbjlhqc June 27, 2010
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Mong

The feminist movement of 2011. The word mong is fairly hard to define because it can only be truly understood and appreciated by feminists. The word mong refers to silly boys who are obsessed with the bro-code.
Ben: "I love cock"
Sean: "richhhh"
Mia: "your such a mong sean"
by feminist 4 lyf ** May 29, 2011
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mong

A thong for a man. Man + Thong = Mong. It is normally worn by gays.
Person1: I bought a mong.
Person2: oh, then your gay.
by straightestguyyouknow July 12, 2010
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monged

leaner den da tower of pesa
da look on james c's face when he came out of some off licence in east barnet village, we smoked skunk till we were monged
by gat man April 03, 2003
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