love crumbs

The side effect of lengthy love making were the natural lubricants of the partners begin to fail and "gum" up.

"Although she didn't mind the love crumbs, being chaffed to death was another matter.."

by gordy May 25, 2007

Crumb Bitch

A duurrrty slut bag who will do dutty tings anywhere, anytime.
These dutty women will masturbate on a train, Fuck on a toilet seat with a shit that hasn't been flushed, wipe their pussy clart with a used sanitary towl from the park and even let a dog lick their poontang full of pedigree chumb.

'Ay Blad see that crumb bitch over there lickin a whiteboys batty??'
'Dat crumb bitch Cassandra got arrested for pissin on a tramps dog while he was asleep'
'Ay blad don't try it with her yeh, she's a dutty crumb bitch fam, trust. Peeps been sayin she put a broken bottle of vodka up her pussy hole!'

by HighRankinBludclart July 2, 2012

hair crumbs

Gross, flaky dandruff that flies off one's head.

Bob: "How was your date last night?"
Bill: "Good, other than every time Sally moved her head, hair crumbs flew off."
Bob: "Ditch her, bro."

by JefreeStar January 20, 2009

Jew Crumbing

The act of putting a bag of chips, with only crumbs left, away.

Did you hear about Michael? He defaulted on his mortgage; he's been Jew crumbing for the past week.

by Jewpecabra123 November 13, 2012

corner crumbs

The final crumbs in a bag of chips, which accumulate in the corner of the bag. Undoubtedly the best part of the bag of chips.

I just ate some dank ass cheddar Sun Chips, corner crumbs and all.

by pureglaucoma February 21, 2011

crumb surfing

The act of a canine investigating the floor under a table or tray after a meal in hopes of finding dropped food.

After the movie, Venti was excitedly crumb surfing by the couch looking for dropped corn chips.

by Proudwolf February 14, 2007

crumb belly

A belly covered in crumbs from sloppily eating chips, or any crumb generating food.

Hey hun, clean off that crumb belly you look like a bum!

by sarhacosmo February 27, 2010