Beer Shelf

A big ass that serves double duty as a slam piece and a place to rest your beer.

I am going to need some Modelo's to go... this latina girl is coming over and she has a perfect beer shelf.

by BronzeBullcocks April 1, 2010

top shelf

Of high quality.

Theis drink has a premium price because it's made with top shelf liquor.

by Ken Blair July 2, 2004

Top-shelfing

The sport of taking off the porcelain lid of the toilet tank and pooping in the tank of the toilet, thus causing the toilet's owner many days of dirty flushing and unexplained stench.

Top-shelfing

Example 1:
"Dude, I heard you got fired last week...sorry to hear that."
"That's OK man, I top-shelfed them before I left."

Example 2:
"Damn, Jimmy your apartment stinks!"
"Did Sarah top-shelf you when you broke up with her?"

by Jimmy-Buckets May 30, 2009

Shelf Esteem

When a person fills their book shelf with trendy novels, reference books, and/or classic literature to make themselves feel better about their base level of knowledge. Also refers to someone talking about a book they just read in a way which seems as if they had read it years before to make themselves sound well-read.

"That guy had the complete works of Shakespeare, 10 or 15 New York Times best sellers, and the Encyclopedia Brittanica 2009 Edition on his shelf. That guy has some serious shelf esteem problems."

"I was about to join one of those book of the month clubs you always see on TV, but then I grew some shelf esteem."

You: "Like that scene in the Da Vinci code...."

Someone Else: "Dude, buy yourself a 12th grade education level and get yourself some decent shelf esteem."

by Backoftheclass101 November 20, 2010

Skeet Shelf

A skeet shelf is an abnormally large or overly large portion of the forehead. Usually flat, a skeet shelf is used in most cases during oral foreplay, but can be used to finish upon as well.

This broad had a huge skeet shelf.

by Lucas Beam February 24, 2008

Shelf Jelly

The byproduct of a masturbation session where your ejaculate flies from your penis with such force and ferocity that it lands on a distant shelf. The accumulated ejaculate can be compounded over time to form something similar to a Sploogy (an Emmy made of pure cum) or an Oskeet (an Oscar make of oxidized spunk).

Girlfriend: "Aww, that's cute. What's that award on that shelf!"
Guy :"Baby, that ain't no trophy. That's just shelf jelly."

by Leroy Actionslax November 23, 2015

Penis Shelf

Penis shelf is where you go to store your penis in the basement after you get married. A cold dark dusty shelf where things no longer of use are stored.

My buddy Freddie Goldheart used to slay so many gals , now that he is married his johnson is in the basement on the penis shelf

Now that I'm married I guess I will retire my johnson to the penis shelf

by Metroid22 January 22, 2022