barbecue pole

the act of using barbecue sauce as a lubricant on a mans penis when engaging in sexual penetration to get a pleasurable tingling feeling on the penis and in the partners vagina and or rectum.

Jill and Marty's sex life was getting stale. so now he gives her a barbecue pole every night to enhance their sex.

by Crunchy Dark April 28, 2014

lonely pole

Selfie Stick - Used by sad loney twats to photograph themselves in equaly interesting and uninteresting situations eg on the bog, in a changing room etc

look at that twat takin a selfie with his lonely pole

by c.riley February 20, 2015

sweet pole

a penis that is good to you, amazing sex, a necessity in every girl's life

man it's been three months since i got laid and i am craving some sweet pole!

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

pole genie

1)one who sucks dick. 2)used to describe one who is acting like an asshole.

1)Gary is a pole genie. 2)Dude Gary, you're being such a pole genie.

by Satchel April 20, 2005

pole dancer

one who partakes in pole dancing; usually women who wear some sort of skimpy clothing making various postures around a verticle pole

I became a pole dancer so that I can tone my body!

by rolex bim October 1, 2004

Pole Smoker

A man who cannot withstand the urge to smoke another mans penis violently

Luke Phelan that dirty dirty pole smoker

by Ice Berg Slim June 24, 2010

Pole carnie

a stripper, pole dancer, or any other form of public adult entertainer.

Mark: I took that chick home last night?
Tom: The Pole Carnie from Heartbreakers?
Mark: Hey, she is trying to pay her way through college.

Hey dude, we are gonna go check out the Pole Carnies at the Ritz.

stripper

by Worlemw January 26, 2011