Oh you mother fucking whore

Something that has to do with a little whore that was born

Oh you mother fucking whore you seriously made that

by I’m a fucking idiot May 2, 2021

oh shit! fucking run!

when someone is shooting at you or your girlfriend has pms. either way your pretty much totally fucked.

guy with a gun, or your girl friend at one time of the month, as in oh shit! fucking run!

by Im totally hyper November 3, 2007

oh shit if I get caught with this I'm fucked

What is said after you accidentally (or sometimes purposely) download child pornography onto your computer.

B3nhur: hey i just DLed one night in paris
J4ke: omg! is it hott??
B3nhur: oh shit if i get caught with this i'm fucked
J4ke: wut? y?
B3nhur: cause it's fuckin kid porn under the wrong name
J4ke: omfg

by J4ke July 15, 2006

I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys

Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!

Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"

Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2024

ohfuck.jpeg

the statement used when he or she has SERIOUSLY fucked up

Doctor:you have aids,sir
Me:ohfuck.jpeg

by ohfuck.jpeg August 3, 2016

Ohfuckrunweregonnadie

This is a term usually reserved for situations where the only solution for avoiding an untimely death is to run for the hills. While this term is sometimes seen in lower case, it is always screamed at the top of ones lungs, usually right before the person behind them is killed/maimed/turned into a newt.

"OMG, is that Manbearpig?"
"OHFUCKRUNWEREGONNADIE!!!"

by Kilkin Asakura February 23, 2011

ohfuckyeah.

1. A calm, calculated exclamation of excitement succeeding a statement of accomplishment or anticipation.

2. An exclamation of agreement or excitement in response to a statement that another has said.

3. Catchphrase of the Madison, WI based band Whisky Pig.

1. "I got laid last night! ohfuckyeah."

2. "I can't wait to go to that show next week. ohfuckyeah."

3. "Prince Fielder sure can crush the ball."

"ohfuckyeah."

by Whisky Pig October 3, 2011