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I tried to tell him how to work the computer but he plainly refused. He thinks its too hard. He's offline.
I tried to tell him how to work the computer but he plainly refused. He thinks its too hard. He's offline.
by VICKI KARMA November 11, 2006
Get the OFFLINE mug.(older from far away) A girl who from far away apears to be sexy, but as she aproaches, it turns out she is far too young for you to be checking her out.
"check out the sexy blonde in the denim shorts"
(short break as she walks past)
"you peado, she was like thirteen!"
"OFFA!"
(short break as she walks past)
"you peado, she was like thirteen!"
"OFFA!"
by woody.b May 19, 2009
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A term used in a poker room for a dealer that gets rejected more than three times from the waitstaff.
Jared got rejected once again at the poker room. He failed with the first girl, then the second and now the third. He is such a offa.
by Jimmy the Greeks February 20, 2011
Get the offa mug.To block someone from an instant messaging program, thus having the person view you as "offline" instead of being available for chat.
i)I offlined Elizabeth because she talks too much about her dogs, I don't even care about dogs
ii)I don't see him online anymore on MSN...he probably offlined me...who will take my dogs to the doctor? Can dogs use MSN?
ii)I don't see him online anymore on MSN...he probably offlined me...who will take my dogs to the doctor? Can dogs use MSN?
by Doyouwantafriend April 26, 2008
Get the offlined mug.take out the trash -picturing a house, home, residence,etc; as a ship where you are throwing something overboard (enviro-correctly, of course!!)
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
Get the offload that bage mug.1. An offill is someone who steals things by simply being absent minded or someone who does it on purpose and claims innocence.
2. An offill is a friend who will mooch off of you to the point of even thievery. Typically one who borrows things like tools, electronics, and money and never return them.
2. An offill is a friend who will mooch off of you to the point of even thievery. Typically one who borrows things like tools, electronics, and money and never return them.
Oh I'm sorry Officer... I accidentally drove off without paying for my gasoline at the Texaco station up the road
Winona Ryder was caught in 2001 trying to leave Saks Fifth Avenue with more than $5,000 worth of merchandise, she claims she was under heavy meds, but typical signs of an offill.
Hey, it's your brother John Doe... What's up brother... Do you have a power sander I can borrow?... Well I used to however my friend Dwayne is such an Offill I never saw it again...
Winona Ryder was caught in 2001 trying to leave Saks Fifth Avenue with more than $5,000 worth of merchandise, she claims she was under heavy meds, but typical signs of an offill.
Hey, it's your brother John Doe... What's up brother... Do you have a power sander I can borrow?... Well I used to however my friend Dwayne is such an Offill I never saw it again...
by Rayden Corverus December 5, 2012
Get the Offill mug.Some girl: man offelia is so beautiful i wish i was like her
Some guy: man offelia is so beautiful i wish i was like her
Some guy: man offelia is so beautiful i wish i was like her
by Momlover:) April 4, 2022
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